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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I was in a party with my married friend and he never muted his mic no matter what. Anyways my trials team (which did not include him he was just in the party so he wouldn't be lonely) were doing some runs in trials. Out of nowhere you hear someone smacking something and saying "Bring me dat butt" In a baby voice and then "GIMMIE THAT ASS" in a monstrous voice. He then said he'll be right back and all you can hear is him doing the dirty but I didn't hear his wife for some reason.
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Talking to my gf and forgot to mite my mic. She had just got back from the dentist and she said her mouth hurt so I said I have some peniselian I could stick in her mouth. Fireteam thought that was hilarious
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1 ReplyI had to take a little break between a crucible combined arms match and lets just say, I forgot to turn of the mic while watching a video. Someone sent me a message later saying "had fun?"
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I had an American chap talking to his mate over the phone on loud speaker, he was deliberating about going around to a girls house to do some anal after we finished POE. After five minutes or so he said "have you guys got mics?" Me and the other guy just laughed back. He consulted us and we agreed he should go around and see the 'filthy' girl.
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4 RepliesMy problem is forgetting to unmute my mic
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1 ReplyI was doing a Crota raid one time and my dog came in and jumped up on my lap and I started playing and talking to him and everyone is the party kept saying either "awww puppy" Or laughing
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My girl biting my ear whispering what she'd do to take my mind off the raid. I was at Crota and was like "just this last bit then I'm good" And the whispering ensued and knew the mic was on and just giggled trying to mute it and all you heard from one of the group was "...go on..?"
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Edited by cobracommander00: 7/31/2015 6:29:33 PMTook a piss, washed my hands, and found out I was not muted. Plenty of LOL afterwards.
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I said and will always be haunted by my friends about it "babe can you make me a hot pocket" in my defense I was sick and could barley move but decided it was an ok thing to play destiny
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2 Replies"He wants his chic to get a strap-on and f*ck [i]him[/i] in the ass..."
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2 RepliesIt was during a VoG run, I thought I muted my mic and my girlfriend started talking dirty to me. Thank god it was my childhood friends. I still get made fun of for it.
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I have a wireless headset and one time everyone was in the VoG at the jumping puzzle waiting for the last guy to get across. Thought it would be a good time to pee real quick. Thought I muted it and then I hear someone say. "who's taking a -blam!-ing piss". I didn't fess up... There was a girl in the party and I only really knew one of them. Oops lol
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My controller shut off while having sex with my ex and the kinect was on , the whole party heard it lmao
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Thought it was on mute while I yelled across the room. My friends went a lil def
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I started playing my drum set while my mic was full volume everyone left me at atheon lol
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One of my raid team "playing" the guitar.
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Hey baby can you pull the dildo out.
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1 ReplyThere was a grease fire in the kitchen and my sister threw water on it and everyone was screaming an shit...
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This was in black ops 2, i joined a game and forgot to create a party so I was just sing my and saying random stuff while I was playing. Next thing you know I joined a big team of everybody using Mics
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I thought I muted my mic and went to take a piss
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Talk to my dog in a baby voice
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After the jumping puzzle in Vog, I got up to take a piss, but I kept my headset on because it is wireless. After about 20 seconds in, I hear someone say "Damn, he's still going" and everyone breaks out into laughter. Luckily, they were all my close friends, so I was only slightly mortified.
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"BUT MOOOMMMM, I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!"
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"...Ian plays a porn game."
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I was playing with group of friends and friends of friends and someone randomly joined the party a few of us had met from LFG the other night. One of the guys didn't like him for some reason and was annoyed he randomly joined the chat. He started talking sh!t about this person thinking that because he muted him that he couldn't hear what he was saying..... I say....you know "Guardians name" can here you. Guy replies "No he can't I have him on mute, can't stand this guy....friggin peasant" Person being talked about replies "what did I ever do to you?" Guy talking $hit panicks and leaves the chat........ Then a few others just leave and now it's just me and this guy that most of us had friended from the night before.....awwwwkkkkward. I just felt bad....the treatment was totaly unwarented.....I tried to put the pieces back together.....but, in the end of the day we've never played again....
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3 RepliesThis one guy forgot to turn his mic off and everyone in the raid group heard him selling pot to a guy at his door. It was funny as crap. We all made fun of him
