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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I was in trials with a young lad earlier and I could hear someone who I think was his dad proper having a ago at him quite aggressively asking him questions, swearing at the top of his lungs and stuff. I felt pretty bad for the kid, but he seemed pretty cool about it. Not exactly healthy though
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Same thing you did. Although I also started talking to my dog like it was my child.
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7 RepliesMy confession - I use language that would make a sailor blush when playing Crucible (and losing). I don't want to. It just starts flowing as my frustration level grows - and more so lately due to all the laggers. I've been muting my mic so only my TV has to deal with the bad language.
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3 RepliesReply for later please
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2 RepliesI think it is funny to hear little kids get roasted by their parents after they swear
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7 RepliesThis was before my destiny days. I was playing cod and my wife (then girlfriend) started some spontaneous loving. All of a sudden I hear this squeaker in the lobby ask "who's watching porn?" :(
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3 RepliesEdited by VisageOfAnAngel: 7/31/2015 5:18:12 PMHad a dame beg for a facial during Nightfall. She's a fun lass.
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2 RepliesI once heard a teammate curse his parents out. Literally went Samuel L. Jackson on them, started out with "WHAT?!!!!!" when his mother asked him a question. Pretty sure this guy will end up making national headlines someday, and not in a good way. Just a gut feeling.
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Was in a party thought my mic was muted and said "where did i put my pants..." Laughter ensued. Feeling awkward, i told them i thought my mic was muted. That made things worse.
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Edited by Silverfish: 7/31/2015 9:05:45 PMUnmuted sexy talk to my g/f on the phone. 5 other folks in party chat heard :(
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7 RepliesMe a friend a random were doing skolas when we died my friend said "hey dude I'm pretty hunger just hold out in here if ya dont mind imma eat" The random said" Yea I gotta go for a min anyway" This is where it gets funny, the random kept dying bc he was snapchatting his girlfriend and I guess he didn't realize how well his kinect picked up, I head him pick up his kinect and move it. So I'm just here with my mic on and I'm eating chips watchching YouTube(danger Dolan actually) and I hear a weird sound. It was super quiet so I tunres of destiny game volume and maxed my chat volume and it was still sounding distant. I hold my breath and pause YouTube. Listenes for a second because it took my a minute to figure out what was going on Then I start dying if laughter Sure enough super quite distant from the randoms mic I hear "fap fap fap fap fap fap"
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2 RepliesWe were on Crota CP. I got a phone call from a buddy, so I threw it on speaker. He starts the conversation off my saying, "If you keep being so naughty, I'm gonna tickle your butt hole with my beard." Wrong number, but I still get the looks.
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3 RepliesMom can you get me some condoms? Everyone was like dude wtf
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1 Reply2 days ago in an lfg team some squeaker started talking to his friend on the phone and told him about seeing a hobo beating it on the side of a road.
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3 RepliesWhen I played with some other guys I hear *in a deep voice* MOOOOOOM DID YOU FORGET TO BRING THE BODY POWDER!" 0_0 I muted my mic and just sat there thinking about what body powder was for the next five minutes or so
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I spilled water on the coffee table, and my mom got mad and yelled at me and the guys on the other end of the line were laughing so I awkwardly left :/
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Bump, this is amazing
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When I see someone's controller is off and they're a friend I immediately start acting like I'm trying to sell him drugs in hopes of their parents or girlfriend over hears it
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Your name after I read it this time made me laugh more then I should have.
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Heard a kid rubbing it out moaning pretty bad...it was gross
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2 RepliesI was singing a song from a Disney movie while playing Reach. It's was so embarassing.
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During VoG we had a squeaker join and his friend joined the party and asks if he got the check point, the kid muted our party and said that we couldn't hear him and they just talked about stealing checkpoints and after his friend left we told him that we heard everything XD and he was like "ooooh damn...."
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2 RepliesI solve this problem by never using my mic.
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4 RepliesGf decided to try and see if I'd stop playing destiny while I was doing the nightfall with randoms I found on lfg She started blowing me and me not thinking I say: babe that's not fair you know I can't resist a bj The other guys asked if I wanted to leave and try again later...
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2 RepliesI have to put the cream on my penis
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I was in a party with my married friend and he never muted his mic no matter what. Anyways my trials team (which did not include him he was just in the party so he wouldn't be lonely) were doing some runs in trials. Out of nowhere you hear someone smacking something and saying "Bring me dat butt" In a baby voice and then "GIMMIE THAT ASS" in a monstrous voice. He then said he'll be right back and all you can hear is him doing the dirty but I didn't hear his wife for some reason.
