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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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"I'm playing zomb......what? No stop.....ah! Man you just go right to it don't you." *player has signed off*
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My dad came in my room while my Mic was on and in a full party chat and decided he would be beligerantly racist. Yeah.
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At Oryx and guy joins on with 280 light saying before he was 295. Friend said "what do you do to soccer balls". I said "you kick them duh". And then I said "ooooohhhhhhhhh". *awkwardness sets in*
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Guy I was playing with said "I'll brb", 3mins later our ENTIRE fireteam hear him furiously masturbating to some kind of porn film, no idea what one but I will say there was ALOT of guy moans......
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I heard people having sex
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55 RepliesFinished a raid, everybody left the party, I went into patrol...... And just started singing somebody to love by Justin bieber. 2 minutes later the last guy leaves the party. :/
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Guy went to the bathroom... Not just #1... You get the point.
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Oh man. I was in a random vog run and my kids were being difficult. The leader was explaining to some newer players and I yelled at my kids " I DONT CARE" because they were complaining about some pointless issue. The guy talking was like ummmm ok.... I quickly determined I was not muted
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8 RepliesRaid party Girl said, don't you wanna get up in this (asking if I wanted to join in the raid) Every guy in the party laughed and said no, and she should think before talking because it sounded disturbing cause she was a little kid.
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2 RepliesI've told this story a dozen times to Raid buddies. The worst thing that I ever heard (or we, because we were in a raid team). Our group was at the Templar and one guy said he had to go to the bathroom and would be right back. He left the mic on and decided to start fapping. Needless to say, he didn't last in our team very long
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"God damn fking c*nt fk mother fkers" Everyone was like whooooooooaaaa what
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7 RepliesEdited by woogedy_boogedy: 9/17/2015 3:06:02 PMLast night I thought I had muted when a Jehovah's witness came to the door and got all pissy that we weren't religious in this house. So my team got 5 mins of me cussing this dude off my property
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1 ReplyI joined a random rajd group and in the background off someones mic i heard people having sex There was some intense moaning goin on
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1 ReplyI was playing with some girl we picked up in Halo Reach, she said she was just engaged and in the background i hear a door open then close and a deep voice said "i got tequila" and she leaves her mic on and after a few minutes my friend and I heard moaning and then she came back on and said "i need to run errands I'll be back" never played with her again
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4 RepliesMy mom forgot to mute her Mic when she was playing with a group of people and she started talking to me about how bad the people she was playing with were..... Awkward.
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I forgot to mute my mic while in the crucible. All you can hear was me yelling at my cat to get off the table.
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I always yell " mom leave me alone "" even though it's my girlfriend nagging like the troll she is
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I call out gaurdians that sing/listen to music and chew super loud.. Im sure that most of them of them dont forget to mute though, they are just dicks.
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Edited by OriginalMrDave: 10/12/2015 8:49:54 AMNot we forgot to mute our mics but once one of our mates left the headset for a while and we were all a little pissed at him, the abuse started and we were chatting about it for ages and said some pretty out of line things. He was sat listening the whole time. Ever since then its been referred to as the 5 minutes of doom.
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Guy finding out he was being cheated on by his wife (who was in the room next door with another guy in bed) whilst he was playing. Followed by a procession of arguments as he swung around a lampshade (as his wife aptly described) whilst shouting many vulgarities. The whole scene recorded via the mic he did not unplug (and most likely left on his desk attached to his controller). The funniest thing I have ever experienced whilst playing destiny.
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Me: playing a raid with a streamer helping run noobs through vog normal Get to jumping puzzle while misc conversations are going on Miss the jump and hit a the corner of the landing area "Man I hit that corner almost as hard as my dad use to hit my mom" Chat goes silent "Dude, that's fuxxed up! " Twitch chat just starts going crazy
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1 ReplyMe and another random heard a guy planning a robbery.... was pretty -blam!-ed up and had no idea what to do about it.
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Guy: hold on real quick brb Girl: hey babe I wanna f*** Guy: hold on after I defeat oryx Girl: that takes so long, I'll do that thing you like Guy: babe I'm tryna save the universe just gimme a sec Girl: ok fine whatever Guy: hey guys I'm back *everyone acts like nothing happened*
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"fuvk me harder daddy" it got weird
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My GF came home after being at the bar with her friends. Forced her way onto my lap and went on a semi-drunk rant about how good her boobs looked. Fire team was laughing their asses off.
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i turned up my chat volume and i was greeted with a noise that sounded like a cat giving birth to a cow
