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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Edited by ookshmook: 8/1/2015 1:32:16 PMWow, that guy is stupid (what I said)
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1 ReplyCranking out a quick poo while we wait for the raid team to be complete.
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1 ReplyBump for later pls someone reply.
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10 RepliesI was in a full raid team. I didn't realize my mic wasn't muted as I started to sing the OG Pokemon theme song. My entire team started singing it with me.
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Didn't really hear anything clearly it sounded like the guy was playing in a kitchen with a horde of babies and people chatting around, and had a weird accent. I could not understand anything. It was my first time using the chat system and my last, I ll get back to it tho, have to do those raids :p
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Heard someone talking about their drunk grandma downstairs talking about stds Apperently they were having a party and she got drunk and started talking about herpes and shit so the guys site had to come upstairs and try to get help for her
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When you release a massive burp only to find out the mute button isn't on.
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22 RepliesEdited by Misterhon: 7/31/2015 2:55:35 PMAcctually had one guy fall asleep during a raid.. the snoring was hilarious as we killed crota. Damn alot of people falling asleep during Destiny! Guess it's that boring sometimes lol
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I was in a party with my buddie and his Astros pick up just about everything. I heard a door open and then an attempt at muting the mic and after a short argument all you could hear coming through my Kinect in the living room of my college dorm was the two of them going at it. All my room mates started laughing and we haven't let him forget the moment since.
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When I hear one of my buddies say something embarrassing over the mic I try my hardest not to laugh and then randomly bring it back up into convo next time we raid. Lol makes all that embarrassment so much better
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Not that he forgot to mute is but this guy I play with frequently was getting screamed at by his baby mama while we were running PoE and he kept playing while she was yelling like nothing was happening. 5 minutes pass and he's like "I'm sorry" and she's like "shut the -blam!- up and play your stupid game with your friends" I was like great this guy's baby mama I don't even know in real life hating me lmao
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I've heard people do embarrassing stuff, but I usually don't say anything and neither does the fireteam so the guy just thinks everything is fine lol
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"Yeah I'll take the dog's body outside R.I.pepperoni skippy
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So one time, we were running crota, and it was a group of guys who just had fun and messed around mainly. But somebody found this audio clip of some sinister laugh or something, and I guess a few of them had it, because we'd all be talking and then it'd just start playing, and nobody knew who it was bc it was from a different person was time. Every time it played, everyone went silent like "dafuq?"
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I did once and exploded out of my a** before the cheeks even hit the seat... I just got a bunch of "wooowww!!" And "good for yous!" Lol
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Fireteam member : "hey hun what are you doing? " " im horny so Im going to suck you off while you play your game" We all busted out with the "Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh" and then the guy left the fireteam lol.
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Edited by jasonace8: 8/1/2015 2:41:55 AMI sang the iron banana song for the entire match. It's the I'm a banana song from YouTube but iron banana. Yea. The entire match!!!!!!!
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3 RepliesMy friend had his mic on and went to the bathroom with it and and we heard him taking a poop
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Heard one of my buddies getting bitched out by his wife for playing too much destiny. Bitching lasts about 30 seconds and then a splashing noise happens followed by him saying "did you really just do that!!" Lots of foul language after that and suddenly his mic is muted. About 2 minutes later he comes back on and says his wife splashed him in the face with a full glass of ice water... Poor bastard
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7 RepliesIt was Mothers' Day 2015. Dude on our fire team just stops moving immediately and goes AFK for about five minutes. Then all we hear from his mic are loud slapping noises and very subtle female moans that grow more intense. This lasts for about five minutes. By the end of it, the chick is practically screaming in the background. The entire fire team turned into 12 year olds for 15 minutes snickering and teasing the guy with questions like "So what were you doing there, buddy? ;)" and "Did you forget to mute your mic? ;)" the guy replies "Hey, it's Mothers' Day. I got to keep her happy."
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4 RepliesCaught someone masturbating on the mic:/
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Edited by D1rtyViking: 7/31/2015 4:30:53 PMWe finished raiding and one of my buddies turned his headset off, but instead his PS4 camera turned on. His apartment isn't that big, so we could hear him piping his girlfriend in the other room lol
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Well just recently, my GF was in the mood. I told my crew brb...Did my thing. Came back to the mic, and received a cyber standing ovation. It was epic...
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Edited by Insomniatron: 7/31/2015 8:52:20 PMWhen Destiny first came out, was running Strikes with a couple random dudes who invited me. Like an hour in one of them had to step away, so we were in orbit for a while. We hear him yelling at his girlfriend or wife, at which point one of them drops a very loud N-bomb. Then I hear the wife or girlfriend of the OTHER dude, sitting in orbit with me. He's black. His girlfriend heard the first dude yell the N-word, and starts yelling at the other dude to get off the damn Xbox. I was crying.
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I was in trials with a young lad earlier and I could hear someone who I think was his dad proper having a ago at him quite aggressively asking him questions, swearing at the top of his lungs and stuff. I felt pretty bad for the kid, but he seemed pretty cool about it. Not exactly healthy though
