I was with my friend who is on Xbox360 and I had his headphones on and I heard a squeakers mom tell him he had to wipe his pee off the toilet seat LOL!

Probably when I was drinking with my boyfriend while playing crucible and I thought my mic was muted when I asked if he wanted to go in the bedroom. We got back on the mic and said we would be right back that we had to eat dinner and everyone started laughing and saying "sureeee." It was pretty funny, but in the end we still said we'd be right back xD

I was quoting a comedy stand up when I said this, but someone said something to me that was a little condescending, and I hit what I thought was the mute button and went, "That's why your moms in a f-ing wheelchair!" Then I looked down and realized I hit the volume up button on my mic and there was a weird silence for a little bit and I'm pretty sure I may have accidentally said the worst thing I've ever said to anyone

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Girlfriend walks in and says *Hey baby* and I'm like "Hey." My friends then ask "Is that your gf because she sounds fine" then I'm like "-blam!- off" we laugh then I say "babe what are you doing" she says "you'll see" then a few minutes later I hear my friends laughing and stuff then my gf says "you like that?" Then I was like "yes" then she exits the room I put my mic back on and my friends ask "did you just get blown?" And I'm like "shit forgot to mute" then we continue on

My fiance allways wants the sex when im the relic/ sword user... The worst time is in the heat of the moment during skolas... Still have yet to beat him because of it

I used to have chickens before I moved, and my rooster was injured after a incident with a fox so I kept him in my room to keep an eye on him (he was surprisingly quiet.) and my grandfather calls rosters "cocks" as that's what people used to call them. So I playing Halo with a friend and his friends with my rooster on my bed sleeping. My grandfather walks in looking for help on the farm and proceeds to shout: "put your cock away and help with the horses!" My friends just lost it at that point.

I said "Xbox watch TV" and unfortunately for me, Cinemax was on and they were showing a softcore porn. The whole party was just hearing a girl moan. We all had a good laugh about it.

Friend was watching weird girl vids and having weird reactions saying things and whatnot i didn't say anything heard everything eventually i said something "Oh My GOSH Zeph! I'm sorry u had to hear that" chuckling at the time

It wasn't in destiny but in battlefield. On tax day I heard some guy and his mother doing his taxes while he was playing. I got his address, full name, SSN, etc. I started repeating it back to him when he was all through then I disconnected and blocked him just to make him fear life

My she friend was talking to her boyfriend and told him "i love you". I was talking to my girlfriend out of the game and forgot to mute. I said I love you too. her boyfriend just stood there quietly and then said what after a few secounds