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10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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13 RepliesWas doing vault of glass with some randoms and one friend, I told them I had to go smoke a cig, left my mic on the chair directly beside my door, left the door open, smoking my cig, talking to my roommate I put on a Scottish accent and say "some'in bout the rain makes me want ta talk in a scot'ish accent" I continue to talk in this accent during the smoke break, going on about the "Vault 'a Glass" and stuff, get back on the mic, reverted back to my normal voice and people were like "is your roommate Scottish?" Another time I knew my mic was on, but the other 3 people in VOG (just 4 of us) had left to do stuff IRL for a second, so I was entertaining myself and my girlfriend sitting next to me by ranting about the relic "this shield, forged by Kabr, the relic; such power it holds. In the wrong hands it could spell doom for the fireteam, it could stamp out all life, but in my hands.... My hands..?!?! MY HANDS!!!! AHHHHHHRRGGHHH MMMYYYYY HAAAANNNDDDSS!!" And ran my hunter away from the relic and jumped off the edge. Immediately the three burst into laughter. There was one time back in halo 4 where this one guy went afk and my friend decided to defend him, he'd been talking to us the whole match and seemed pretty cool- anyways, my friend doesn't just defend him, he becomes his shield; just standing infront of him not firing back, just taking the hits screaming "NOOOO WOODWYN!!!! DEFEND WOODWYN!!! HE MUST NOT FALL!" So I joined in with all sorts of battle cries, we ran around the rest of the match "FOR WOODYN!! AT ALL COSTS WE WILL DEFEND YOU!!" Well Woodwyn had actually come back and just sat there in disbelief watching/hearing us defend him; the match ends and he adds us both as friends xD I still randomly message him saying "are you faring well woodwyn? In need of defense?"
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13 RepliesWe were in vog with 3 randoms from lfg. Were in the middle of wreckin the templar when through our relic holders mic the whole yeam hears....."When u gona get off that damn game and let me suck a ni××as dick" ....... a member has left your fireteam. The entire team was laughing so hard we couldnt continue
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1 ReplyDoing trials and I said "hey mah! Can I have cookie!"
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4 RepliesEvery time I get invited to a party for a raid, and no one knows anyone, I make moaning sounds. It's funny as f*** when they try to figure out who is doing the noises lol
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Got some teen on LFG. Mom: Why Didn't You Flush? Kid: Ok Fine, Hold On!
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Doing VoG and someone got either Gally/vex or something good.He pretty much broke down,screaming,crying,running around then phoned his friend to tell him what he got.Everyone else was just laughing until he got back,he left immediately when he realised lol
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8 RepliesWhen my fireteam was looking for people, I "muted" my mic to watch Dragon Ball abridged.
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1 ReplyI heard some squeaker forget to mute his mic and go give his mom a hug and kiss and say love you mommy I muted my mic don't worry. "I'll be home around 3 and dad will be here around 4" "Ok mom love you (says it again) I tell him after he's done. Did your mom like the hug and kiss? He just went You heard it? Ohhhhhhhhh
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2 Replies[i][b]<Insert Controversy Here>[/b][/i] [i][b]- The Z[/b][/i]
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One final PUSH and victory is yours
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I had a buddy that had his headset connected to his phone with blue tooth. He took a call from his girlfriend and tried to mute his mic but it only made it to where he couldn't hear the rest of the party. It was funny he kept singing the what what in the butt song over and over. Unfortunately we couldn't hear his girl friend but regardless it was hilarious.
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1 ReplyI got mad and told some kid to stuff his face into a bag of dicks. That was pretty awkward. Fortunately my team thought it was funny and we all laughed and teabagged the enemy team.
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4 RepliesTold my brother, "I'm carrying brain dead autistics". They were my friends from school. WERE!
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5 RepliesSex with my girlfriend during a raid. Guess Croats not the only one who got a sword shoved up his butt. ;)
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19 RepliesMy girl started giving me some bop in the middle of a match in a fireteam half full of women. Needless to say, they're interested in how big I am :)
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Some kid screaming at his parents to shut the -blam!- up
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16 RepliesHere's another one: doing Vault yesterday and my sister comes storming into my room saying I forgot to take her to the store to get some more clothes and I'm like "Fûck off bitch" she the proceeds to call my mom in I take my headset off forgetting to mute get up and my sister mom and me get into a fight and so on the argument continues then I blurt out "I'm not gonna take her to the store to buy some more stripper clothes" then my mom says "don't say that again" and then I say "I'm sorry she's a slut" my sister then bursts into tears and storms out of my room and my mom goes with her and I go back to my game and everyone is just like what the fûck
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3 Replies"Deej suck my balls!!!" [spoiler]too soon?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI was carrying this kid through the phogoth nfall with my buddy, and we told him to stand by the wall right before the shrieker room. A few minutes later we start to hear him typing something on his laptop, and next thing you know, all you hear is three girls moaning.
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1 ReplySpelled out password to a family member :0 thinking i muted my mic.
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7 RepliesI was bad mouthing a polish friend of mine and forgot he was in the party still he heard everything lol
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7 RepliesA guy we were playing vog with apologised he had had a few drinks. Then preceded to fall asleep and when he woke up all he'll broke loose. We cpuld hear him swearing that some blokes were kicking his door in etc saying they were racists and had got the wrong house then it went quiet for a bit and soon after we could hear smacking noises, more swearing and his wife crying and asking him to stop. Was by far the worse gaming moment I have had in a long time of gaming, made me sick when I thought about it. He is pretty much the only a**hole I have come across on this game. Needless to say the whole fire team reported and kicked him. Bad day in destiny world
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I said I'd be right back... everyone heard me doing my girlfriend... curse you turtle beaches... and I still get shit for it
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Balls slapping and screaming.
