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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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4 RepliesEdited by IS0M0RPHIC: 8/7/2015 5:29:32 AMI muted my mic and forgot to turn it back on for 3 minutes in vault of glass
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Not so much muted or unmuted things but my first time doing crota Friend:C'mon guys this is easy Me:That's what she said Friend:God Damnit Alex
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2 RepliesEdited by RubenSargasm: 8/7/2015 7:43:00 AMNot me, but I was on a teamspeak server with some buddies. My friend calls one of our buds to tell him to get on, and so we all listen to the phone ringing. The guy we want to get on picks up and says "Hey, sorry now isn-" and then his girlfriend picks up: "Hey could you please -blam!- off right now Chris is getting laid." She immediately hung up the phone and we were all HOWLING with laughter for the next fifteen minutes. Chris never got the end of it. [spoiler]Nothing necessarily to do with a mic that hasn't been muted, but still -blam!-ing hilarious [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOne time I forgot to [i]unmute[/i] my mic and was literally shouting at the people in the raid team to not kick. "I'm right here! I'm talking! No! Don't! I'm still her-"
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18 RepliesLet me take you all back to the 5th or 6th hard raid of my life. We were waiting for people synths to recharge when back when VOG was still needed and you had to snipe those damn oracles if you had 29s lol. Were just sitting there half the guys playing clash of clans, the other half punching each other all that good stuff. One of our 29s of was up on the platform to hide from us and had been telling us a story about how he went to the Denver football game last weekend he was at the part of a touchdown and how crazy it got. Then we hear a door creak open and his mic crackle like he covered it up with his hand really quickly. Next we hear"Hey babe." Female voice not his he has this deep ass voice (Kind of like batman but not as ruthless) it sounded muffled only confirming he tried to cover his mic instead of just muting it "Oh hey what do you... Oh hell yes." Then some more crackling as the mic is removed, then some rustling and laughing and well you know what happened next. (It involves a stick two walnuts and them being buried inside a canyon) We then waited for 30 minutes all silently respecting this man getting some action not a single guy said kick him or lets go.... Thats when you know you have some respectful guys in your game. He came back on to congratulations and good jobs. I still have him friended to this day.
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Lol. When your girl start talking dirty and she starts to mess with you. I started talking dirty too Grabbed her ass Little kid comes on the mic and says "Wait you're gonna do what? Why are you moaning?" I just laughed, shut the Xbox off, had some more fun after that. ;)
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[quote]I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming! Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves? Edit 3: Wow! Over 900 replies!! These are some of the most embarrassing stories I have ever heard![/quote] I'm sweaty
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I had finished playing battlefield with a few guys that be in my SOCOM clan. Logged out of the game, turned off my mic, told my wife we could watch stuff on the big tv now that I was done. So I forget what we were watching but we started snuggling and then in some quiet ass part of the movie, my buddy jumps into the party chat which I had forgotten to exit and started making sounds..OMG it was funny.
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Back on Black ops playing with a friend who used to brag on being a weed dealer, and I didn't believe him, so we were playing when suddenly he said, "hold on guys I think there's someone knocking on my door" and the only thing I could hear was " [b]ma' is the police don't open the door!!!!!-blam!- ma' don't open the goddamn door!!![/b] after that I couldn't tell what happen but it was pretty funny at the moment.
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I heard over my mic that someones mom was yelling at they guy I was playing with about bringing prostitutes into the house. He kept denying it and then the mom went on to talk about safe sex and condoms. It was uncomftorable. Kept waiting for the mic to turn off, but it never happened. I didn't say anything because I didn't know what to say.
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Not me but my cousin... " mum I want a sandwich, get me a bloody sandwich, mum I'm hungry " @ 2am xD " Ben don't do that nooo don't break my FIFA disk... No Ben get off...*crack* nooooo Ben not my Xbox *muffles* *disconnected*" Hilarious
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Edited by CodenameVillain: 8/7/2015 11:55:37 AMNot really an unmuted moment, more of an unmuted child moment. While running some crucible, someone must've teabagged my buddy and he tells me "when you see X, teabag that asshole!" Then i hear his 3 year old mumble something. My friend quickly spouts out " no no, dont say that, thats a bad word unless your talking about lipton!" I was in tears for a good minute.
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My dad crept up behind me when I forgot to mute my mic and shouted as loud as possible, scaring the living hell out of me (and anybody who had the misfortune of hearing my girlish scream)
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4 RepliesMe: The deed is done but there's blood everywhere My buddy: Alright Xbox Player: Uhhm...
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Put my mic down for a sec to take a shit and I basically sharted when I went to stand up and everyone heard it. Didn't shit my pants though so it was overall funny
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4 RepliesI forgot to mute my mic when my three year old sister ran into the room screaming about how she wanted to play with her rocketship. There were a couple moments of silence, then a guy I was running a nightfall with said, "I like to play with my rocketship too."
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A guy posted a gorgon cp but wanted people who would stay and finish the raid. I got the chest and then shot a gorgon. I thought I muted my mic and started laughing talking to my brother how I was stealing the cp. After we respawned they kicked me but I still had the cp so it didn't bother me.
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4 RepliesI was running a Crota raid and a guy said he would be right back his wife needed him. Then, while we're having a dance party waiting on him, we hear someone shove his mic on. All of a sudden, his 6 year old son goes "OH MY GOD WHERE DID DAD GET OVERSOUL EDICT WAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!" and then he gets really quiet. The best part was, one of the guys I was with knew him in real life, and the kid goes, "oh, and hey nick :3" I was literally in tears
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9 RepliesI once was with a kid and he got in this HUGE fight with his mom. He started screaming at her telling her to go hang herself and that she was a waste of air. This is what his final line was "finally! She's gonna go make me a PB&J" idk if the fight was about her making him a PB&J but I would never make even my own kid food after they say stuff like that to me
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1 Replygf - honey, you want a cocktail? Me - *campest voice ever* ooooooh yes please! One of them pink ones.... Lobby - heheh
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2 RepliesThis 9 year old was talking how his dad is in jail in Kentucky for being a drug addict and mumble about a school shooting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 Replies"Dad stop touching me"
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3 RepliesI am a legal medical marijuana grower so people hear me talk about selling weed all the time while I'm playing
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guy with his gf and he tells her she wetter than a washing machine. i died laughing
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About a year ago when the game first came out, my ex was over...and stuff happened
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The time I went to the bathroom
