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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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9 RepliesI usually have the opposite problem. I forget my mic is muted and I'm wondering why no one is responding to me and not listening to what I'm telling them and then I start raging. And then someone usually says "haven't heard from edge in awhile" so I'll rage more, and somehow I'll come to my senses
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I had my younger sister come in when I was playing with friends saying that she needed a pee... [spoiler]yeah, it was awkward, but at the same time, just burst out into laughter[/spoiler]
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My clanmate said "how do i kick him" after i said I had muted an annoying person in chat. He thought me muting him made him Unable to hear the whole party. Lol. He left before we could kick him, so Mission accomplished, but i still give my clanmate a hard time from time to time about it.
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2 RepliesI had some 80s rock playing, but didn't notice I wasn't muted. The fireteam kicked me.
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4 RepliesEdited by papa32085: 8/10/2015 3:24:13 PMSo I have a few moments of me being stupid so on night my boy friend is playing destiny and well I come home drunk and I walk to my boyfriend and all are friends can hear is I'm drunk as fuk everyone starts laughing I start watching my boyfriend play then I pass out I hear someone yell WHO THE FU*K IS SLEEPING I wake up screaming because of the loud noise everyone laughs. Next moment is when I walk into the living room wearing underwear and I buttoned shirt I run to my boyfriend and lay on him he says I be right back guys then he throws his mic on the table after like 5 minutes all you hear is DAVID ARE YOU FU*KING ASHLEY IN THE PUSSY
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Running Trials and my clanmate's little brother and friends were doing karaoke in the background in Danish. It was funny.
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5 RepliesI was playing with some guy and he was talking to his pet lizard. All I heard was: "aren't you a silly ass little lizard?" Didn't know if he was talking to me so I responded "whaaaaat?" Then he realized that his mic was on and proceeded to tell us that he has a pet iguana that was crawling on him lol.
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1 ReplyI was in a vog raid one time with randoms and you could hear this kids mom telling him to turn off the ps4 and do his homework and he kept mouthing off, then when she must have left the room he would say what a fuking bitćh she was. Well after the forth time, she must not have left the room and he said it again and all you heard was her yell you little shit and then a loud thud, guessing she smacked him, and then, she is yelling if you ever say shit like that to me again your done and your fuking grounded now and so on until he left, guessing the playstation was turned off abruptly and he was in some deeeeeep shit lol.
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2 Replies"I wanna fùck that fücker in the ass so hard he'll feel my dick on the back of his teeth "
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3 RepliesA friend's mom came in his room, she said; i bought you a glass with a straw cause you like sucking.......... we were laughing soooo hard
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3 RepliesMe & my wife were knocking a quickie out & when I got back to playing Xbox I noticied I still had a party up & my friend had apparently joined. I asked him how long he was in the party & if he heard anything, said he'd been in for like 10 minutes but hadn't heard anything. So either he was being nice or he was beating it. Shit happens.
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1 ReplyHahaha while running patrol on Venus some random guys invited me to join their VOG as I was helping anyway just goofing about. Well at the jumping puzzle we are waiting for this guy that goes afk but left his mic on and we can hear his mom and sister discussing pics his sister needs of family for a project when we hear " Mom! I cannot use this pic I can see your nipples!" . Needless to say I had to mute my mic and laugh .
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1 ReplyThis one guy was on his phone with what we thought was his gf. It went from "I miss you too baby" to "wtf do you mean by that? You know what lose my number." In the span of an hour. He didn't know we were listening and the whole time we were like aw or oh snaps. Turns out it was an ex of his and she was playing him pretty hard. She had a bf while also stringing him along. It was some messed up stuff. But we comforted him and had a blast in the vault. Good stuff.
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1 ReplyEdited by Drewcifer: 8/13/2015 7:13:57 PMFrom way back in Halo 3 days, back when I was still in high school. My buddies and I were up late as usual playing. We hear our friends mom (a hispanic woman) come in and say "mijo it's late and you're being loud, it's time to get off". To which he responds with (in a voice way deeper than his own) (Nahhh n.i.g.g.a., I'ma finish this game". There was a short silence and then we heard "Aghh ahhh mom stop!! No mom I'm sorry!!! Ahhhh wait no!!!!" when a 360 notification popped up. "OldKid Offline".
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My pal went for a (wee) listen carefully you can hear him pebble dashing the toilet and growling as he pushes haha http://tinyurl.com/dymbb3a
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1 ReplyI always hear teenagers yelling back at what I believe are their parents while playing crucible. Funny as hell listening to the tantrums
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6 RepliesPlaying with friends and a random 12 year old on a raid. Me (thinking my mic was muted talking to my friend sitting next to me): 'man this kid is so -blam!-ing shit! I'm going to kick his ass and then find him in real life and actually KICK HIS ASS!' (bear in mind we were doing crota which he claimed he had done multiple times, and kept trying to MELEE the fùcking swordbearer and dying.) *kid starts screaming and crying for his mum* Whoopsie.
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1 ReplyEdited by Probladze: 8/10/2015 10:21:08 AMOnce I was doing vog with randoms and we just finished the jumping part and Someone said they would be right back and like two minutes later all you hear is this chick getting railed best raid na
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Mine was relatively minor. We were doing a Sunday night raid and I had been camping that weekend so my diet had consisted of beer, rum, smokies, undercooked burgers, eggs, bacon and more beer. Anyways we were cheesing the tower and when we do that I am the guy who runs across and hides. Then I can look at twitter, 9gag, whatever. This time I got up to get myself some water and being old, hungover and trying to fix my stomach I added some benefiber to my water. My buddies could hear me stirring it and spent the next 10 minutes laughing at my old, hungover ass because really; who needs fiber.
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1 ReplyI was doing a raid with some friends when all of a sudden one my friends mom walks in and starts yelling "HOW MANY F**KING TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU TO STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT!?" he quickly muted his mic because everybody was dying from laughter.
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1 ReplyMa! The meatloaf!
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6 RepliesMy buddy forgot to mute his mic when his wife was giving him the old slobber boogie on the meat whistle.
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My mom got pissed and yelled at me and grounded me and everyone heard it.
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I heard some LFG guy take a piss once..
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I flipped and yelled at an animal at the top of my lungs while my mic was on
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Dude on my raid team took a piss yesterday.
