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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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"This -blam!-ing raid group can't even down Crota" I FELT SO BAD I ended up leaving
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This parody advertisement talks about just that http://youtu.be/S6azHxrkA6U Feedback is well appreciated so let me know if we f***ed up in any major way so we can fix it next time
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7 RepliesBack on BO, we were playing with this random kid cause after the match we were going to play some zombie when suddenly his mom enter the room and said; Mom: James Kid: what? Mom: are you playing with strangers? Kid: no mom they're my friends Mom: well you'll better not be playing with negros. Right after that the kid turn off his xbox.
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Edited by Crowley: 8/13/2015 6:00:43 PMOnce I was in a FFA on Black Ops and some little kid left his mic on when his mom woke up after he was talking all this shit in the game.. Pretty much went like this: ♚Mom (in distance): Kevin didn't I tell you to get off that game before I went to bed?? (Mic clicks off then back on) ♚Kid (shouting to her): I didn't hear you, I didn't know mom! ♚Mom: Don't play dumb, you know what I told you! (lobby snickers and laughs) ♚Kid: Okay, okay! I'll get off after this game! ♚Mom: NO KEVIN, YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, YO[b]ULL TURN THAT OFF RIGHT NOW MISTER!! IM WARNING YOU![/b] (laughter intensifies) ♚Kid: MOOOOMMMM, ITS ALMOST OVER, LIKE 10 MINUTES! ♚Mom (getting closer): I TOLD YOU THAT ITS TIME [b]FOR BED, THATS IT, ITS GOING OFF NOW!![/b] ♚Kid: MOM NOO[i]-- [/i] (audio cuts off mid sentence) [i](-------- has left the game) [/i] One of the funnier moments I've had online, we were all dying of laughter once we realized that boy's mom shut the console off on him, cracked us up.
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One time I was doing VoG, and my brother started to watch Thor 2 in the same room (my xbox is in the basement) and everybody in my fireteam muted me because they could hear the music...
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2 RepliesI once heard the Dragonborn breathing heavily. I believe he must have been killing women by the screams I heard.
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-blam!- NIKE
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I was playing late with a mate one night when his Mrs came home from a night out and shrieked "You said you'd be off that f*cking thing by the time I was back!!!" I lol'd so hard. Safe to say he left the Fireteam and scurried off XD Another time we were playing with an American kid and we heard his Father say "you better study some math real soon or imma take all that shit for good boy!!" XD
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6 RepliesEdited by MakerOfWind: 8/9/2015 6:11:00 AMBack when halo 3 had its beta I was playing real late at night. My GF at the time was super prego (like 8 months along). I was so pump up from drinking rockstars. Anyways I went on a killing spree and got a triple kill and shouted out... "Triple kill bi***es" All of a sudden I heard the door slam into the wall and she yanked the headset off my head and said... "If you don't quiet the f**k down imma triple kill you motherf***er" Everyone in the lobby was busting up laughing. I diserve it and turned off the Xbox and partake ;)
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1 ReplySomeone comment on this so i can come back later this is amazing reading
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2 RepliesA friend and his step son play Destiny in the same room. Well they were running trials with another of our friends. After losing a few rounds in a match the father mutes his mic and says to his step son "Man (friends name) is so bad.." apparently he forgot that his step son was also in the party chat, so we could still hear him on the son's mic.
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We met this new guy on a raid and he was talking all tough and saying stuff like he was a man who knows what he wants and he's always been dependent and has never relied on anyone. Then in the background we could hear someone walk in and yell that he hasn't done his chores, his room is a mess, and he should be studying for his test, not playing games. And then we hear him say something like "MOM! Ok! I'll take out the trash. Sorry guys I gotta go. It's school night. High school sucks. Later." We saw him leave the game. That wasn't the worst part. We all thought he left the chat party and we started cracking up. And someone on the team said something like, OMG he's a kid trying to act like he's this big success story. Next thing we hear is his voice..."damn. Sorry". And then it showed he left the party. Yeah. We all felt bad :<
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1 ReplyThe worse thing I heard was when during a match of Halo a friend in my party said his mom was calling him and so when he left we were still able to hear his mom calling his name weirdly, then suddenly he was offline. The other guy in my party who is also a friend later received a text from him and we both found out we were hearing his mom having a heart attack. The rest of the night we were just depressingly sitting in the lobby.
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Called some players trash with their bad stats even though it was a good day.
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1 ReplyExotic chestpeice called the armory, it's special exotic ability "armory" allows carry of one extra exotic weapon
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One of the best topics on this forum. Thanks. Its so funny!!
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I forgot we did a party for trials and after we finished i was angry cuz i really wanted that helmet and so i didn't leave the party and i was raging lol we were at 4 wins with no losses and a mercy and we never got to 5
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*Phone rings* Me: "MAHHHH MS. MCGLAWKIN IS ON THE PHONE!" Mom: Huh? Me: "MISSESS MCGLAWKKKINN IS ON THE PHONEE!!!" *ruffles with mic* Me: "Sorry guys, I'm back!" Team mate: "uhhhh everything alright with Ms. Mcglawkin???"
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We were at the POE 34 skolas checkpoint and needed a 3rd person. So my buddy incites a guy off lfg to join. The random joins and we try a round and the random gets weasel'd. So my buddy invites another guy, we are about start playin again and then the original random joins the party back up. My buddy pauses for a second, then says "ok ive muted them, what should we do"? (Implying which one should we ask to leave, or kick) Not knowing that when he mutes someone in the party....he cant hear them but they can still hear everything. They replied "um.....we can still hear him"...meanwhile im dying laughing at the situation. Goodtimes
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1 ReplyRunning relic on Templar in VoG. Everyone else is up on the ledge, and people keep dying. I turn to my wife, who's playing as well (up on the ledge, not dying), and quite loudly ask, "How do people up there keep dying?" She's frantically pointing at my controller. Oh, well.
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1 ReplyBump for later. This is the best
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Lol yeah that sucks.
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1 ReplyOne of my close friends is an ex-mercenary who now works in border security/customs. He's seen a lot of combat, been shot many times and so forth. Against his therapist's wishes he still plays games like GTA and stuff but it helps him keep busy while he's up at all hours of the night (PTSD makes sleep difficult). Anyway, on the rare occasion he sleeps, it's very sudden. I'll be hearing his Scottish accent one second and the next second his character is still and I hear loud snoring. Funny bloke.
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1 ReplyOral.
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1 ReplyI joined a squad in battlefield and two people were talking about cereals and their favorite ones. I chimed in and told them I like oatmeal, I was than booted from the squad.
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9 RepliesI usually have the opposite problem. I forget my mic is muted and I'm wondering why no one is responding to me and not listening to what I'm telling them and then I start raging. And then someone usually says "haven't heard from edge in awhile" so I'll rage more, and somehow I'll come to my senses
