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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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2 RepliesEdited by Soupladel: 8/13/2015 6:32:02 AMWas playing Crota Hard one night, had just completed death singers when this guy said he had to go afk cause his phone was ringing. Turns out he didn't mute his mic and the phone conversation was his mostly drunk girlfriend upset because she had been on a night out and managed to lose her phone and purse. The funny thing was although it was late and we wanted to get Crota done, we became engrossed in the unfolding drama that when the guy came back we told him we heard everything and started offering them advice so his girl phoned back a couple of times, the guy logged into "find my iPhone" and after about ten minutes she managed to recover her phone and purse complete with all her money, she was happy, went for a kebab we got Crota done and the guy probably got the best head ever when his Mrs got home. Win win for everyone
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My fiancé wanted some "attention". It carried off to the next room but my mic was still on... T-T *facepalm
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I thought I muted my mic and tell my gf: "If you swallow I won't have to get up" My group.....tell ur gf we said hi..
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BlackHammerMoment! (Ride Along)
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My friend "took a break" and had himself a jerk, we didn't hear him but he heard us screaming from his mic and freaked out and told us like a week later.
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I was running VoG on hard with a funny crew I found on the forums. I usually stay quiet and speak whenever is needed(when I die or call out enemy locations, etc.). J had noticed we all oddly struggled at the Templar. So we kept wiping to try and get the whole crew of 6 alive. I kept getting sniped by Hobgoblins so I had time to read around on the forums. As I was distracted on my phone, I passively heard the party bring up the odea of wiping just one more time. I then looked up at my screen and noticed a few began to jump off(at this point I was alive). So the party goes quiet waiting for everyone to wipe. Out of nowhere, breaking the silence, I unknowingly shout out of surprise "WE'RE WIPING? ARE WE WIPING?" and proceed to jump off. Funnier to be there but still a light chuckle thinking about it.
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I got the Turtle Beach Elite 800 headphones, and i thought i muted them before taking a huge dump. After a while of snickering, i heard "BOMBS AWAYY!" followed by a choir of laughter
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2 RepliesBump for later
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I started singing a song my son knows (kids show) not paying attention to my unmuted mic. Awkward silence.
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Edited by LifeTyde: 8/14/2015 12:48:00 AMI was doing dragon with randoms and we all had mics and went into group chat. We were all silent until this kid erupts and yells NO NO NO MOM PLEASE NO!!!!! Then u hear his mother screaming...'Ethan get off right now!!!' Then the kid goes, 'No!' Then his mom is like 'I'll turn it off myself then!' Then I heard in the background the kids mom saying ' dang these gadgets I can never figure out how they work! Then the kid goes, nonono put the wire cutters away I'll turn it off!!!!' Then he goes offline and me and the other guy break out into helpless laughter and then proceed to carry on a 20 min 2 strike conversation about it. Oh yea and when I was playing Poe 28 with randoms and we were in team chat and my brother comes down to find me pulling my hair out and asks what's up. I say, there so stupid. And he goes, u know they can hear u right? And I'm like no they can't and one guy is like yea we can and it was my cousin playing not me. The one guy turned out cool with it and he was pretty good. But still. I felt stupid.
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>in a party of 3 chilling >one friend says "I'm tired imma sleep soon" >we answer with "alright" >fast forward to other friend and I playing rumble >we are yelling and laughing >hear weird noise >"da heck?" >look at party to see who is making noise >tired friend >he is snoring in mic XD Happened yesterday night
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1 ReplyWhile livestreaming a few days ago, I had a conversation with someone I helped through 32 poe, and he openly admitted to taking a shit during our entire 10 minute conversation. Was wondering why I heard weird noises.
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Once it was just me and my buddy in a party and I took a bathroom break. When I got back I jokingly said in a high pitched voice "Hope my little sexbomb didn't get lonely!" Little did I know he had invited a third person in and had actually left for the bathroom himself. I got a very deep American voice respond to me "what you saying fool?"...'Twas awkward
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On with a clan teammate trying to find one more for a nightfall. We get another guy I have played with maybe once before but didn't really know him that well. He is real good and was a cool dude as I recall. So we are on the party chat and I forgot. We go to the director to hit the NF and we can't get in because he isn't able to go into the activity. So he goes to change out his char but I missed that part. He was leveling up a char not high enough for the NF. So I say to my clan mate "think he got busted for cheating in ToO or something like that" thinking he wasn't on the chat. My clan mate got quiet and said "no man just changing out his char" then the guy says "all right ready to roll". I was mortified at my gaff on a number of levels. 1. I am not that good to talk about anyone's game even cats who cheat. 2. He continued to be a cool guy even though we all just moved on to the NF without addressing it (which I should have but felt bad and was faded as well) and 3. He rekt the NF and saved my ass a bunch of times. So if he sees this SS you are the man and I am a jerk-off for thinking that. I feel clean after getting that off my chest.
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I was making fun of a song while my girlfriend was playing once
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Back in vanilla wow a guy decided to rub one out during the raid with his mic on....
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Me and a friend discussing this guys gear in the tower in party chat while we waited to get a few more players for vog, didn't realise for a reallllll long time he was in the party with us aswell :'(
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My ballz itch
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6 RepliesOh gawd. Well so I accepted a party invite that one of my friend sent while I was with a LFG raid group. I thought I was in the party so I started singing Danger Zone in my beautiful singin voice (sounds like a dying cow mixed with sand paper being rubbed on cement) Me: TAKE YOU RIIIIIGGGHT IIIINTOOOOOOOO DAAAAA DANJAAA ZOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE LFG group: what the hell?
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I said in a high pitched voice to my sister I forgot my heavy synthesis well being the last alive, and in a quite party in nightfall.
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18 RepliesOne girl was getting "head" from her boyfriend while playing gears of war 2. I was asking my friend if she realized we could hear her. It went on for a good 10 minutes. When she realized what was up she abruptly left the game.
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When my PS4 was in the bedroom, I was taking a dump in the ensuite, cause I could see the TV from the can. Forgot to mute. *plop* 'ahh' *plop* *splash* 'oh yeah'. Full team in VoG. How embarrassment.
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I let out a very loud & long belch, could've swore I muted de mic. Then one of my friends said "Gdam did you get any on you bro?" We all laughed. Was doing crota
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3 RepliesTalking to my friends while I go to take a piss, when the stream starts they all get quiet and I'm still talking away to them. When I flushed the toilet they all finally were like "dude did you just take a piss with us still here?" And I was like "yea? I took a shit with you guys the other night, I thought you didn't care?" They were a little upset but now they just expect it from me
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My gaming set up is in mine and my wife's bedroom. So one night I was goofing on her to my clan and the bathroom is right next door.......................and she was in there. Low and behold she burst into the room, bags on me to the point where my clan was laughing their asses off. It was all in good fun, but the guys wouldn't let it go for a few days, lol. Plus I slept on the couch that night as punishment, lol.
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"This -blam!-ing raid group can't even down Crota" I FELT SO BAD I ended up leaving
