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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I didn't say a word and people started yelling at me.
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Lol i always do this weird singing shit in high pitch voices and every once in a while i forget to mute or when i leave she'll unmute it knowing ill come back singing some dumb shit
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3 RepliesWay too many offensive words at a glitching person in Crucible when my mic was off to charge. DIdn't know it was on when it charged and my fireteam had a good solid minute of laughing at the innuendos and insults.
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2 RepliesThis had me in stitches ... Thank Thor that my mic had a bright led - red = off!!
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4 RepliesI once had a guy I joined in orbit that was afk But him and I assume his girl friend arguing over what they was doing for dinner and he had it set were my voice would come threw the head set and the TV so I told them to shut up and feed me more electricity for I'm the TV god they got quit and then I Hurd th giggle over it When they realized it was just me on the game
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Edited by qwej: 8/20/2015 7:41:48 AMI said this guy -blam!-ing sucks once. Then I got booted from the team.
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Today I was yelling I want some lunch and to make it for me. LOL
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I had a guy in the ft who clearly watched pron in between games. He forgot to mute, we all were sat in orbit waiting for a couple of members and mown chikka mown mown... I think we all giggled, the guy just said... "Gets boring waiting for the team to gather up"... Fair play I guess (scuse the pun!)
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bloody genitals was brought up once or twice, the jokes after were kinda more weird though
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Someone was raging at me (for no reason) so I said : You horny b£||£nd
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1 ReplySome guy I was raiding with decided to take his controller into the bathroom with him and everyone could hear him taking a piss..it was quite uncomfortable.
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I never bother to mute my mic so some times I start talking to my parents and grandparents in Russian and they're like what the -blam!- is going I thought you were American.
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1 ReplyI heard men moaning... nasty
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This wasn't really a forgot to mute moment but was on crota hard when an English kid talking to his mum says " nah mum am doing sumfing really important go away (he dies and rages at his mum) -blam!- sake mum that was your fault you killed me.
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Repub this
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I hate my life! *smash*
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2 Repliesnecrobump
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I heard my previous Clan Leader and His Girlfriend getting "intimate" while playing Reach. Never letting him live it down
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15 RepliesWhen I have to fart I put my mic to my ass and try not to laugh.
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2 RepliesWas raiding with a guy. He goes quiet for around 5 minutes before me and the other raiders start hearing the distinct sounds of a mad blowjob. We all call out for him to mute his mic but he obviously ignores us or doesn't hear us.
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10 RepliesA lot of these people are lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 Repliesmy female awoken moaned after getting killed in the crucible and everybody thought it was porn
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I was doing CE on Crota Checkpoint... Me and 3 of my friends were waiting for our other friend to get back online... (His wifi cut out) Well my friend Nick was having family over... Then in the most Red-necky, Southern accent I have ever heard... His aunt screams "HEY STOP THAT! DONT MAKE ME GET THE HOSE!" Me and my other 2 friends started laughing maniacally, I actually started crying from all the laughter... Nick got mad and left amid the chaos of it all... He then came back after about 5 minutes... We had all but settled down, with a few giggles here and there... Then the WORST possible thing happened... His aunt came into his room and said... "NICHOLAS ARE YOU WEARING CLEAN UNDERWEAR!" We were done... Nick quit, we all couldn't stop laughing... Our friend that we were waiting for joined the party while we were laughing... He told us to invite him back when we were done, then left... [spoiler]we did eventually finish Crota[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThis one happened to me, not something I heard, but something I had said. Back when Titanfall was new, I was playing, didn't have a shirt on, just wearing some basketball shorts. My daughter walks up, sits down right next to me, and asks pretty loudly "Dad, why are you playing your video game naked?" Try explaining that one to the random people on xbox live... haha
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8 RepliesSo me and some friends decided to do sweaties. After 30 minutes we got matched against each other. Anyone who does these knows 3 people leave the party. Well one of my friends didn't and here's what happened. Me: *snipes friend* Friend: "I'm gonna self revive and wreck his ass he looked the other way." Me: *immediately looks back and scopes right where his head will be* Friend: *self revives and gets immediately killed again* "Fuuuuuuuuck it's like he knew that was gonna happen!!!!" Me: "I did"
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1 ReplySome kid started to, um, find himself while in the mic
