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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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3 RepliesA friend of mine was practicing the Virgin Mary South Park song which if u did not know is very bad but hilarious while playing vog and thought he muted his mic. The best part was that there was a super conservative Christian and he lectured him for a solid 20 minutes[spoiler]the fire team all muted their mica and lashed their a*ses off[/spoiler]
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Was in a party of 8, 6 of us were raiding ( Crota ) we were about to down him so the swordbearer could whack him.. and the swordbearer farted loud as hell on the mic. Lol There was dead silence for about a minute and then he replies with : Soooo how many of you heard me pop off?? Hahaha then we all cracked up laughing haha. We never let him live it down !
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3 RepliesSometimes when you are going to sneeze, so you turn the mic off but it didnt. I tend to sneeze quiet loudly lol. So I sneezed and my fireteam was like "holy -blam- thats a loud sneeze brother" and we all burst out laughing. I hate it when it doesnt turn off lol.
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4 RepliesGot invited to party. Thought, what the heck. Bunch of black-sounding people playing GTA talking about picking up hookers and going to the strip club. Left party.
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Most the time I forget to unmute after scarfing down Doritos. The dumbest thing I've done is yell at my dog or cat when they misbehave.
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2 RepliesI had an argument with my partner and told her if she didn't shit up I was gonna munch her ass like a pig dog eating porridge :)
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Edited by Wolf Reflexes: 8/28/2015 2:51:38 PM
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2 RepliesMy girlfriend is always bothering me when I'm playing..one time I remembered I died like 4 times in a row in the crucible while in a party with my friends and she kept on laughing at me for it.. She said something along the lines of: First time "haha you died. I thought you said you're good" Second time "you died again! You play everyday you shouldn't have died! Hahahaha" Third time "and you make fun of me for doing bad *she starts laughing super hard and I was getting a bit annoyed*" Forth time: "BWAHAHAHAHA 4 TIMES IN A ROW! *starts dying of laughter" and my whole party heard her and was making fun of me :(
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23 RepliesVigorously masturbating while choking myself with a belt, those loading screens get realllll boring.
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It was 3 in the morning and my friend says he was going to eat dinner. We were all confused and 10 minutes later we hear him moan and say "so hard". Scarred for life. It's now an inside joke with my friends.
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2 Replies*running Crota hard, I was running it with my friends, and we needed a swordbearer,.* So, this kid says he's done it before, and he had all of the perks equip for killing Crota. The first time, he didn't say to fire rockets at Crota, so he jumped up and got fisted by Crota immediately, causing us to wipe. The second time I had to say fire the rockets, but he missed the jump and Crota stood up before the kid could even get back on the rock. We tried this a few more times, the kid dying to boomers or getting sliced by the Swordbearer before we even got in position. I was getting very annoyed, and each time we wiped he would say "unlucky" and laugh. So I thought I put my mike on mute and said; "I'll show you unlucky you goddamn squeaker!" My friend, Rory, then burst out laughing. I looked down at my controller and saw that my mic was in fact not muted. I kicked the kid from the game and said I was sorry, then kicked him from the party. We I still receive help messages from this kid to this day
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13 RepliesI'm an excessive muter so I have never done anything like that however I have sat there for 5 minutes with my mic muted talking and getting angry cause people kept interrupting me lol.
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Started singing Ariana grande passionately
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Edited by Witful Templar: 8/26/2015 8:19:07 PMSomeone was afk and in the background you could hear him and his wife having sex... yea I'm not lying
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/149508897 this is the petition link. plz sign and bump all comments
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My friend was beating it off I kid u not [spoiler]needless to say the thought I was gone [/spoiler]
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1 ReplySomeone I was playing with forgot to mute there mic while they were on the phone. They said there name and where they lived…
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I've done raids with my friends and remember during a raid, my friend didn't mute his mic and began to argue with his mother. They were both going back at it but they spoke Spanish after awhile and the rest of the randoms were like.... akward.
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1 ReplyEdited by BaconCommando: 8/22/2015 8:58:19 PMEverybody was afk, so I start talking to myself ( yes I'm weird) apparently my friends came back and muted their mice so they could hear me talk to myself for 20 minutes -_-
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You may think I'm joking when I'm saying this But my friend was watching an Adult Video when he forgot to mute his mic. We tried to see how long we could go without laughing. About 17 seconds.
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Lol I haven't but I heard this guy and his brother they started cussing each other out it was so darn funny
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4 RepliesEdited by Pyrohydrant: 8/24/2015 5:02:12 PM(My name), your club penguin membership ended today! ~ [i]Mom[/i]
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1 Reply"My balls itch"my friend commented "scratch it with a fork?"
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I once forgot to mute my mile while doing Croata and a shouted to my brother "WHERES MY PIZZA ROLLS?!?!"
