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10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Was playing some trials with a friend when he was the last Guardian alive he said "im equipping Breasts of alpha lupi" and then i just said "did you just say Breasts of alpha lupi?" then he said "crest i said crest!" and then we had a hour long argument about it
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I was sitting in orbit with one of my friends. He said he had to go to the bathroom, so I just waited for him. I heard some rustling and assumed he put his mic down. Moments later I hear the strongest, longest pee stream I have ever heard. Just unloading mercilessly into the poor toilet. I heard him pick his mic back up and say "Dude I love these controllers cause you can go anywhere!" I was crying with laughter.
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Dog stop licking my balls!
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When someone takes a piss with the mic still on their head...
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No mum! Don't...
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So i was doing some crota hard with some randoms and i thought i muted my mic because my dog had entered the room and i had to comfort him because it was the 4th of july and they all heard me go from a deep voiced bear like man to a caring softly whispering man Lol
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5 RepliesThought mic was muted and I was playing with douchebags beyond imagination that were control freaks over everything we did in VOG. So I unmute my mic thinking I was muting it and told my brother "These guys are jerks and idiots that think they know what they're doing"...3 seconds later. "Shut the **** up you stupid kid. I'm older than 18 so I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing".
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I was doing crota with a bunch of randoms I found on LFG, we were in the party chat, all of a sudden this little squeaker comes into the chat and tries talking like hes a gangsta and all that. We were thinking like jeez why us, so one of the guys starts talking to him, kid goes your mom and then the guys like jokes on you I'm adopted. Squeaker left the party, and to this day still probably the greatest thing I have heard in party chat :)
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http://youtu.be/mZHtaiEv04o
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I often munch CHIPS while playing.....my clan members " Dude I am feeling hungry".... After few minutes...... crunching sound everywhere in the party ! ROFL !
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Well not on a mic but playing destiny story with friend Moms walks by Ghost WEVE AWOKEN THE HIVE everyone was laughfing
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I took a leak and then let out a massive fart.. That's about it
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Let's rush to the bridge (during CE abyss), I gotta take a sh*t"
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"Whatever dude **** your ram helmet blink shot gunning ***. Your trash.... " ( notices mic sign showing up and quickly mutes mic and feels like an idiot. This has happened to me like a hundred times.
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Gettin head
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Errrrhhhhhh!!!! Freakin Scrub learn to blaming play blaming sliding with a shotgun dose not make bball you good
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Me: Hey honey? Her: What? Me: Its lookin at ya again. Her: Bwahahaha! Me: Bitch.
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1 ReplyEdited by False: 8/30/2015 8:56:47 AMBack in the day when I played Garrys mod, we were talking to a 10 year old, from the moment we start talking he just screams out "what are British people doing play Garrys mod" (we are australian) then my friend asks him he is 10 and he says "yea, I'm 10 inches deep in your mum". We could not stop laughing.
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Peeing and they started laughing because they heard it goin in the water and toilet flush
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I constantly double check that I muted to avoid exactly that kinda awkwardness XD
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Asking "which one of you farted, it smells like spring mix" to my two English Bulldogs while doing a PoE.
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I once was in a raid with a guy who was yelling and swearing about not receiving a certain weapon, thinking my mic was muted I yelled "calm down!" Awkward silence ensued.
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My sister called and she needed advice on an intimate matter with her boyfriend...it involved positions and things to spice things up in their sex life. I thought I muted my mic and I was giving advice on things that men enjoy when I hear....Damn I wish my wife did that and holy shit they have a you fur everything with tons of laughing...thank god I was with guildies while embarrassing they were really nice about it.
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Bumpady bumb
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Playing with a pretty big group. One dude was getting frustrated and left our fire team but stayed in the party chat. He is silent for quite a while, most people in the group have forgotten about him. Then one dude chimes in referencing the other guy who left and said something along the lines of "he was having a bit of a spaz earlier." The dude who left our team then says, "well, I've had enough for today," and signs off. Then I just hear this super awkward, "oohhhhh..." from the guy who called the other one a spaz. I had to mute my mic so I could laugh hysterically without offending anyone else.
