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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I hate my -blam!-ing fire team
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9 RepliesMy clan leader has a parrot and whenever he gets killed the parrot says "see -blam!-in useless" just 2 funny
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I took a call from my girlfriend mid raid and forgot to mute my mic. Cue soppy talk and lots of laughter. I also replied to her WhatsApp message but wasn't paying attention and accidentally sent it to a group message on my PSN account instead. Not cool.
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Heard a guy who had already been drinking get into nasty argument with his wife about playing the game. Havent played with that guy since. Too awkward.
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Someone crying, I turned my volume down it was a painful listen and I didn't want to hear it when I have my own personal issues.
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I was playing control and this guy kept complaining about his soda the entire time. I think it was a peach soda but I didn't stay cause I had too many engrams but all I could get was that the soda was terrible. I guess it was odd enough
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6 RepliesPlease comment so I can read this gold later.
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1 ReplyA guy kissing his mom goodnight, and saying "goodnight I love you." I replied "MWUAAAAHHH! , I love you too!"
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3 RepliesEdited by 09/11/2001: 8/31/2015 2:07:15 AMI laid my mic down on the table across from the downstairs bathroom. They all heard the explosions
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I was doing crota on normal back in the day with two of my friends for flawless raider and after we killed ir tit (death singer) our sword guy said "I'll be back in 10 minutes im gunna go eat" so me and my other friend were like ok we'll wait. (Now at this point I should tell you that they were both stood on the plate around the crystal and I wasn't) my other friend about 2 minutes into the wait said "im going to the toilet" and well my girlfriend was sat next to me and with ten or so minutes to waste I quickly got down to business and without trying to sound like 50 shades of grey things started to happen (KIDS AT THIS POINT STOP READING) so I play destiny sat on the side of my bed and while I was on top of her doing things that im too young to do, she accidentally kicked the sticks of my controller but I didn't bother looking at the screen for obvious reasons. About 15 minutes later I resumed playing but only to receive lots of abuse and the need to restart the raid as my girlfriend had kicked the stick so that my character walked forward onto the plate and released the enemies. Yeah that's my story
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Danger. Walls of words in this thread.
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5 Repliesnot so much as forgetting to mute but my wife starting speaking Spanish one time she was in the mood, started to say how much she wanted to lick and play and i am just sitting down there panicking trying to find the mute button and at the same time telling her: you know they speak spanish right? her: no they dont none of them do. me: this group does. her: you dont have many friends: me: what? i have more than a hundred. her: oh shhit. did they heard what i said. me; i hand her my mic. my team: laughing uncontrollably and making moaning sounds. she runs upstairs embarrassed like they can see her, good times.
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How does that kill me!?! Raging continuous...
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NECROBUMP
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4 RepliesDestiny, atheon, looking for a couple replacements Guy's wife walks in Wife: tell daddy what you told me.... Little girl: I saw daddy hit the wall and he put his weewee in it Dad: WTF?!!! It was her, she just doesn't want to get yelled at!!! Wife: Blaming your 6 year old daughter?!?! YOU'RE PATHETIC!!! Dad:I'm not getting in trouble fort hat -blam!-ing brat! Little girl starts crying Wife: You better watch how you talk to your -blam!-ing child! 5 minutes of yelling and crying ensues
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This, THIS kind of stuff is why destiny is a great game.
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Hissing at my cats to get out of my pizza.......
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My friend Josh left his Mic on while he was in a party with us (5 people) and we heard him banging his girlfriend. Luckily one of the party members was in the house he was in at the time And knocked on the door and told him to mute his Mic. Lmao. True story.
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2 RepliesI yelled MOMMM MAKE ME A SANDWICH SHE YELLED BACK WHAT KIND I YELLED TURKEY PLEASE AND THANK YOU My friends died
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40 RepliesThis is more of some weird kid that came in the fire team So I'm sitting there and this kid joins my fireteam then my friends join so the kid says hay babe and every one was like who is he talking to then I realize he's talking to me so I'm like are you talking to me because I was the only one who was a girl and he's like ya I'm talking to you we had sex last night then it got weird and I'm like do you even know how old I am and he says nothing then he says I'm 28 and I'm like I'm 20 and you sound nine because he was nine and then he's like btw I made destiny and it's like wtf and he's like remember this dick and I'm like some dick you have then I thought wait how does he know these things so I say hey can I talk to your mom then he says sure so I talk to his mom tell her every thing he said so after he gets back he said what did you tell my mom then I said bla bla bla every thing he said after you see player has left fireteam he messaged me saying thanks I lost my Xbox for a month but you still my sex girl we just shared a laugh
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Was playing cod ghost extinction and was ragging at level fives and a ten for messing up the challanges and said I'm done I can't play with the noobs. Later after leaving saw that my Mic was on.
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1 ReplyA friend of mine was ordering pizza and didn't mute it so afterwards me and another make fun of him
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Forgot to mute my mic "These -blam!-ing guys won't listen to anything I say! All they have to do is shoot stupid the oracles." One of the guys quietly replies "I'm sorry :("
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1 ReplyEdited by Mikey: 9/10/2015 12:34:24 PM
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1 Reply"My name is Jeff" which I had somebody called Jeff in the party, he left mid Vog :(
