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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I had just brought my dog back inside while everyone in the fireteam was running around the tower. I thought it was muted and I started going ham talking to my dog (you know the way people talk to their pets) and the guys in my fireteam heard the whole thing. They've called me puppy boy ever since. I'm only slightly salty about it
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I don't mute my mic, It makes for some interesting conversations
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I was playing 2k and my girl came over. We started to have sex and my Controller turned off but that made my kinect turn on and I didn't notice I was still in an Xbox party. Next thing I know I hear my boys from the TV laughing their asses off...my girl was not amused though lol
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Had sex out loud
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Went into a fireteam about to do VOG and then "Mom ill do it in a bit, im about to fight Atheon!" "WTF is an Atheon? Get over here and take out the trash!" "Ok GOD. Ill be back guys hold on..."
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I was in a raid doing VOG and I over heard a girl in the background of my friend's mic talking to a group of friends about her... Beard...? I have no -blam!-in' clue but thats what I heard XD I just about died, like all my other raid buddies XD
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So I was playing wirh one of my friends when this happened. Friend: "I think it's starting to rain. Literally all of the windows are open in my house." Me: "At least you get rain (Californian coming out)." Friend: "I'll be right back." I hear him get up, thinking he has muted his mic when I just hear, "OH BLAM!" I got really concerned and starting asking if everything was okay. He comes back and this happens: Friend: "I'm back." Me: "Is...everything okay?" Friend: *silence* "I didn't mute my mic did I?" I just died after that. Turns out he was drying some clothes and they got wet because of the rain.
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6 RepliesI violated the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and [i]slayed the ninja that came for me.[/i]
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I belted out a verse of "not afraid" by eminem..saw a party member leave and looked down in horror, realizing mute wasn't on
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Ok this I don't if it technically firs within the rules but hey it's funny. So when I could not use a mic to communicate with other people my friend was my translator of sorts. Anyway he said if we all shot the chest in the gorgons maze we would get awesome loot. So I was last since it was my first time. Everyone had opened the chest and gotten shards since they did not want to wait. Shoot it and pop my super. Open it and blam red death. When my and feeing got together later he said the party went nuts with various cursing, crying, raging and lamenting their rng. I was like get rektd scrubs my rng is off your level. It was so funny hearing the story of what happened on my first hard VoG run where I got a vex Mythoclast. Get rektd and git better rng. [spoiler]#warlockfirstvogrunandgetvexmythoclastandredeathwithabunchofothergoodstuffswhatwhatgetrektdabdgutgudscrubsmasterrace[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNot really random but was running trials with a couple friends. It was the final round we were down 4-3. Me and other teammate were dead so it was last guy against three. Pretty sure it was last weekend actually on Black shield. So we were sitting there waiting to see what would happen and all of a sudden the 3 enemies start closing in on our last guy. Grenades start flying we knew it was just about over. So last guy starts running around the map trying g to see if he could rez us with all 3 of the enemies were chasing him it was a full on chase jumping g all around d grenades and bullets everywhere it was quiet because we were tense watching what was happening all of a sudden I hear Benny hill start playing. 3 v 1 running all around trying to rez with Benny hill playing and we all just start dying of laughter and finally they killed my teammate but we went down laughing we didn't even care we lost because it was the funniest shit I ever witnessed
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5 RepliesHeard a guy fapping and porn in the background No one said a word for about 5 mins
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My friend had his Kinect unmuted when he unplugged his mic and starting singing in a really high pitched voice for like an hour; I was dying.
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When ps4 first came out we were all in a party and one of my buddies was like "k guys I gotta go " so we all say bye to him and he takes his headset ... not knowing he's still in the party he whispers softly to himself " god I love this thing" I think we all laughed for about five minutes straight
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Called my raid team fuxking idiots without noticing it wasnt muted. I ended up just leaving the group out of shame afterward.
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I was talking to my friends and my mom comes in and ask what I want from this place and I asked what do they have and my mom has a really southern accent and she was like they hav chikun fingers and everyone in the party started mocking her
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Edited by Mr Durva: 9/28/2015 3:44:58 AMPlaying the strike playlist with some friends (one who doesn't understand the light system and prefers to stay with his favorite weapons) Due to this he goes down a lot. "Wow what a freaking moron....if he decided to swing to new weapons he wouldn't keep dying and being dead weight. Oh shit......" *Player has left fire team* *Player has left Xbox party*
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Heard a guy call his wife the c u n t word
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Edited by The 75th Zebra: 9/28/2015 3:33:21 AM
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I was freaking out when I got icebreaker. My nightfall team was listening.
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I was in a party with a random and he started breathing heavy. His mom walks into his room and she yelled "Keep you goddamn dick in your pants!" He said shit turned off his xbox lol
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6 RepliesLeft my mic on when my boyfriend came for some late night sex and it was my raid team waiting for me…awkward convo when I came back >\\\>
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When i get pissed and yell, then realize my mic was unmuted and everyone probably hates me now.
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I heard an adult (maybe around eighteen) taking a piss and the toilet flushing, then his mom yelled, "ANDREW!"
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2 RepliesBlam! I just had a wet fart!
