OP acting like a grammar jackass and failing miserably: 'Drunks' is a noun, plural of 'drunk': "a. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties" You are therefore saying that you want people in your fireteam that match that definition, and -in your own words- you must have had two beers to match said definition. Number of idiots that don't understand the definition of 'drunks' and then get embarrassed about it in the original post #1 Bump for clarity. [spoiler]muted[/spoiler]