*reads post* *gains courage to stand against Bungievi$ion* *hops on sparrow, then rides to Bungievi$ion's HQ to confront them while shooting Corrective Measure into the air with explosions of glimmer in the background in a flurry of majesty* Bungie: "All machine guns have recieved a 50% damage decrease." *throws Corrective Measure away and drives faster, with even more explosions in background* Bungie: "Glimmer cap reduced by 10,000." *Rides faster* Bungie: "Sparrow speed reduced by 75%." *Runs the rest of the way to the HQ and confronts the corrupt Bungie soul, tainted by Activi$ion* Bungie: "All guardian health reduced to 1 HP." *Falls to knees, feeling weak. Activi$ion trolls slither over, cackling, then just a touch* *Guardian down* Player: "No..." *Self rez with flame shield and The Ram, killing all Activi$ion trolls and walking slowly toward Bungie's currupt soul* Bungie, regaining consciousness: "You need to leave, I'm too far gone. The only way for any of this to get better is to let me die off. You are a legend, now help those seeking legend find it elsewhere, away from me..." *leaves Bungievi$ion's HQ, looking off into the sunset, loading Gjallarhorn to shoot into the air to pay respects* *fade to black*