Officially Bungie made a statement earlier today. The announcement came with no surprise as Spokeswoman Brenda Dodson spoke in length on the subject: "Burndudeep5 is so fresh. His Titan turns heads and turns tricks."
With a climbing K/D and a relentless style of play, Burnd' might be the dopest white kid with a controller. His Endless array of weapons and gear is noteworthy, tho its more than that says one Guardian,
"This mother -blam!-er is sexy." She later went on to say that his "pimplike" swag and "AllDayChub" made it hard not to annoint him. "I need his teabag residue on my chin. Long Live Burnd!"
With this being said, it looks like this is the end. The end of life for all you part time guardians with weak sauce vanguard swag.
Written at work on the clock by: burndudeep5
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Straight dirty son.