Don't tell that one lie to your girlfriend. Don't eat that green M&M... Don't forget to change your oil. Don't believe the nice "lady" by the corner market... Bring extra bullets. When you are walking into Walmart for milk and condoms, be sure to duck when you see the old red Chevy Truck... Don't eat the yellow M&M either... Also, that "balloon" you find is NOT a balloon... You'll thank me later.