You are a strait up no life mother -blam!-ing asshole who may have kids but probably are not his
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Can't have kids if you're never gonna lose your virginity bud
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*cough*adopting*cough*
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Single male jobless no-lifers don't get to adopt tho...
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Shit! Forgot that
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Kidnapping is always an option!
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Yeah! Forgot that too!