*Places eyeball on a plate* *Grabs knife* *While holding the squishy eyeball like a sack filled with jelly, I slowly start slicing the mid top section of the eyeball, and at first a small "sluurp" sound is heard, right afterwards a jelly like substance ews out of the eyeball, I slowly scoop up the jelly with my spoon and consume it* *my teeth slowly crush the white gooey substance in my mouth, and my taste buds are filled with joy with the bitter, dilectable taste of the jelly substance from the eyeball, the texture is slimy and easily swallowed*