There's a talking snake [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] There's a big man who created everything [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] He created a fruit that his people, whom he gave free will, aren't supposed to eat. He didn't explain why, he didn't make it hard to reach, he just did it [i]just because [/i] [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] The talking snake, also created by the big man, tempts the people to eat it. The plot thickens... The people eat the fruit, and the "all-knowing, all-forgiving" man gets mad and banishes the people for eating the fruit that he placed in their reach, without a reason not to eat it other than "because I said so" [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] A Virgin gets visited by an angel, and suddenly becomes pregnant! [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] The baby can walk on water, turn water into wine, and can probably therefore walk on wine. [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] This new character can cure diseases, feed thousands with a little bit of food, and can even forsee his own betrayal. [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] This guy doesn't do anything about his betrayal or his betrayer, he just deals with it just 'cause. He then is crucified, and when is stabbed, water flows from the wound. [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] He is then placed in a tomb, and after three days, raises from the dead. [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] Oh and there's a part in the book where a man with no carpentry experience builds an ark, big enough to hold 2 of every animal! [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] It gets better, he collects 2 of every animal so they can repopulate after a massive flood, caused by the "all-forgiving" man because he's angry. [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] This guy also doesn't get hurt by these animals, it's like they know that they're specially chosen! [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] Somehow, none of the animals get hungry and/or kill each other, they are just nourished magically, and their instincts are tame during this "happy flood of benevolence that doesn't hurt [i]anyone[/i] at all" [quote]sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie[/quote] Man, that sounds like a cool sci-fi movie. Wait... people actually think that's real? [i]jesus christ[/i]