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7/16/2015 4:44:40 PM
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Why would you try to teach me that it's not acceptable to wear pants?
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Do you believe I was teaching you to disobey your own wishes? Don't you think I was showing you that you should do what you want, even if it is not the most popular action or idea?
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Then why would you say that people would run away in terror if I took off my pants and danced? Don't you think that hurts my feelings? Don't you think that makes me feel oppressed?
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Does life continue on, despite what adversity you face? Did every great ruler stop the first time someone insulted him or questioned his actions?
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But have any truly great leaders ever attempted to stop people from dancing without pants?
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Have you read federal law recently? Do you think the US or any other country straight down to North Korea would be OK if you suddenly danced in front of other men without pants? They may question your actions, or even forbid it, but slave escapes and those helping them were charged to death on sight weren't they? Where are we now?
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Are you assuming that I will be arrested for dancing without pants? Are you also assuming that I will not have underpants?
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Have you heard of public indecency? It depends on where you are dancing now doesn't it?
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Don't you think I would carefully choose my pants-less dancing spot to comply with local law?
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How could I make such an assumption?
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Perhaps tyrants don't have to worry about public nudity laws, thus you didn't consider that I would have either?
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Do you honestly think you are above the law at such a young age?
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Have you any indication as to my age, other than the blanket assumptions that characterize the ego of tyrants?
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I haven't, but could I make inferences based on the fact you play video games and usually teenagers play those? You may be older, maybe even with kids, but I believe educated guesses would be sufficient here, correct? Additionally, I thought we determined you were not a tyrant, am I wrong?
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If you had simply asked, would you not have discovered that I am, in fact, married with the children? I thought it had been determined that you were the tyrant for attempting to limit my pants-less dancing, had we not?
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You may think of me as a tyrant, but as I said, doesn't everyone have a different perception of who the tyrant is? If you are indeed married with kids, do you see yourself as a tyrant through daily life?
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What kind of father treats his children in such a manner?
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Don't you have to be a tyrant in order to keep control over your children sometimes?
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Would not a stern but altogether benevolent ruler best characterize a father/child relationship, especially when the children are young?
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I would think so wouldn't you? I was merely alluding to the fact that the grand majority of fathers enjoy being a tyrant, as they were treated as inferior as a child themselves, but this does not apply to you does it?
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Wouldn't my previous responses allow you to clearly assume that it would not apply to me?
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How else does one provide further information in the form of a question than questioning what has already been questioned and understood?
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Am I to assume that you're having problems following this awkward conversation?
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You are to assume I am following just fine, it is you we have to worry about, are you following alright daddy?
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Who is your daddy?
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Are you being figurative or literal?
