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Edited by Destroyr19: 7/16/2015 3:48:46 PM
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This is how I judge you by your steak.

So I sit down with you at a restaurant. You order a filet, quite a delicious cut of meat. Then, comes the most important question of the meal: How would you like that cooked? You answer... [u]Blue[/u] I'm thinking: [spoiler]This person is either disgusting, or doesn't get the concept of food. [/spoiler] [u]Rare[/u] I'm thinking: [spoiler]Okay, this person likes to live life on the edge. They are most likely either an experienced steak eater, or they may be trying to impress. [/spoiler] [u]Medium rare[/u] I'm thinking: [spoiler]This person really knows their steak. I'll most likely get along well with this person. You are a fun person, but Not stupid. [/spoiler] [u]Medium[/u] I'm thinking: [spoiler]This person may be getting assimilated to the life of rarer steak. Or, they are a person who enjoy having fun, but tries to stick close to the sidewalk if you know what I mean. [/spoiler] [u]Medium well[/u] I'm thinking: [spoiler]This person is 100% bullshit. They really want a well done steak, but are trying not to look like wimps, and failing, because medium well is far from living on the edge. [/spoiler] Well done: [spoiler]*stands up* *leaves restaurant*[/spoiler] Thanks for reading guys, and please don't get offended by this post. It was meant for fun.
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