Lol, that is the most random line of text I've ever had the pleasure of perusing. +1 for creativity.
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Winner...yes! What do I get...what do I get!? Come on man, you said I could get something, so now I feel entitled to be the recipient of some sh!t. [spoiler]Thanks mate, just a quick response with time burning here. You're a good bloke of course...I ass-ume he he.[/spoiler]
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Well, you didn't really win as you didn't invoke a negative comment from me. But I can give you a virtual pat on the back instead, if that would make you feel better?
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Edited by bLooM_pHaZe: 7/16/2015 2:55:10 AM"Pat on the back", I'm erm, not sure of your intentions there!? I'm not ah...into the whole reach-around-thang ergo: [spoiler]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fecephiliac[/spoiler] No judgement though, do not be too hasty there. By the way, your prose is pretty rudimentary there.
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Fair enough, I retract my virtual pat and replace it with a simple smile, instead. :) And also, for my own benefit, please explain my rudimentary prose. So I can better myself. ;)
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I'm getting there... Give me a few more lines, and I think I could crack the shell. But, I can't...being a nasty bugger is not in my nature, so I'll have to take the gloves off, so to speak and just say: Bump! [spoiler]dont bump me though...ok, I ah...I'm not ah, I'm not into that.[/spoiler]
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Bump! Just because you specifically asked me not to, and I'm a nasty bugger. ;)
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Being nasty is a negative reaction and nastiness is a negative state so...**sips coffee**, I think I see some cracks man. Your cracking...!
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*sits back with hands behind head* *waits*
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**sips more coffee and just...stares...**
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I know I'm sexy, but please stop undressing me with your eyes. You'll make the other patrons uncomfortable. ;)
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...."blinks a few times"....**stares...**
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*starts wiggling hips*
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Edited by bLooM_pHaZe: 7/16/2015 2:44:31 AMErm...I don't mean 'literal sh!t', cause I'm not into that...if that's your thang, no probs and no judgement. [spoiler]F"ing lied about the judgement mate...bloody sicko-fahg [insert double entendre here........](lol)[/spoiler]