Lol, your elaborate plan has been foiled by my resourceful gingery ways. I was wearing my +10 Cap of Salt Deflection in anticipation of such a ruse!
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Well, you had good preparations, I'll give you that. Want some trail mix?
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Oh, yes please! Love me some trail mix. Cheers, bud!
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*Hands you bag*
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Yay! *proceeds to munch on Trail Mix gleefully*
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*Watches with sadistic smile* Whatchu got on your hand, bud. Could it be salt?!?! [spoiler]hah! Double plan always works best.[/spoiler]
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Oh, I see. *brushes hand on pants* Thanks, no one likes messy hands. :)
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But, but, didn't you eat some?
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Yeh, but I poured them into my mouth straight from the bag. Cut out the middle man. ;)
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Damn you, you ruined everything!