You've probably never gone to Lighthouse for two reasons:
1. Gingers don't have souls and therefore make bad team players.
2. No one wants to play with Australians anyway. Damn accents and having to listen to their pet kangaroo eating in the corner. I hope it kicks you in your ugly-ass face someday.
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1. If having a soul were a requirement for gaining access to the Lighthouse, many more players other than gingers wouldn't be allowed in. ;) 2. I've got my pet kangaroo quite well trained, actually. He doesn't need to be able to understand my accent, though, as the slightest hint of a look causes him to throw shrimps on the barbie . :P
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Real australians don't say shrimp =.= I'm watching you.
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I was tending to the stereotype. ;) Never heard that slogan from the 80s? If you were Aussie, you'd know about it, unless you were born in the Naughties. :P