Because it interests me how people will respond. General curiosity is a major driving factor in most of my endeavours. ;)

But you already know how people will respond. You've set all the terms and rules. If you actually want to see people's REAL reactions you would need to give some sort of social media account which involves you personally. Not vague petty details that have no evidence. In fact you are probably lying about everything you said.

Nope, everything I said is true. Whether or not you believe that is your prerogative. And besides, giving away too much of my personal information would make this too easy. I may be cocky, but I'm not stupid. ;)

So what you are saying is that all this is to satisfy your ego.

Nope, more my lack of entertainment. I have no ego to speak of, really. ;)

You said you might be cocky but not stupid. This is a classic case of using passive mental state reinforcement to solidify your confidence that you are superior and in control. Or more on your levels terms, ego boosting. And then when called out on it you pass it off as just a bit of fun. This isn't just entertainment, you're either trying to prove something to others or yourself. Anyways think about all the failures that you have done in such a short amount of time and then reply once you have a satisfactory answer. If you feel like you have one click on the spoiler. But. Don't click on the spoiler until you are ready. Otherwise. You'll never get the answer. And. I'll know if you clicked or not. So will the spoiler. [spoiler] Loading.. [/spoiler]

I clicked the spoiler, my curiosity got the better of me! Haha.