Lil Webby doesnt like to rustle jimmies

Every time i wash your nice pants, I Dont Iron them! They will forever be rustled

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#nevergiveup

Older people seriously need to die or else we will have all the youth be hindered by the elderly. Just throw them in super cheap homes or get rid of them and we will Make America great again [spoiler]I think I got cancer saying that phrase, before reading this tho I know it should work or you have no moral rationale[/spoiler]

The Half Life series was dumb.

Religion is security blanket for the feeble minded. It's a rug to sweep all your problems, worries, questions etc under and say "God" will handle it. There is no such thing as fate, nothing is predetermined. We create our own stories, for every action there's an equal reaction. You throw a rock in pond and there's a ripple due to the displacement of water by the rocks mass, God didn't cause it you did. We and every other species weren't created by some -blam!- floating on a cloud in space. The theory of evolution is irrefutable if you have the intellect to open your eyes. If you can't then your lack of understanding of science isn't an argument against it. If you're truly devout and believe your fate is in gods hands why then do you look before you cross the road? I have to catch a flight but I'll leave you with this for some thought; more wars have been waged and blood spilled in the name of religion than any other and your priests touch little boys... Smarten up and take a look at the information you have access to, you owe it to yourself. At the very least quit knocking on my door with your pamphlets trying to convert me. Religion, ugh.

you want me to rustle your jimmies? 1v1 me on a rumble match. i will use an unmaxed nlb and rekt your organs out. see you soon :3

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A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?'  The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.  Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'  The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'  And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.  The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however, was never seen again.  The next year, a day before his 16th birthday, the father asked his son what he would like for his birthday.  `Father,' replied the son, `I have everything a boy could possibly wish for, but there is one thing I would really, really like. I would love to have a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'  The father was more surprised than the year before, but kept his curiosity at bay, for he knew that his son had a right for privacy. he said therefore, `If it is a tenpack of pink ping pong balls that you want, a tenpack of pink ping pong balls you shall have.'  And so, the next day, the son was given as his birthday present a tenpack of pink ping pong balls.  The boy took the tenpack of balls to his room and the next morning, not a single ball remained, merely the empty husk of the tenpack. The father wondered where ten pink ping pong balls might disappear to, but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong balls, however, were never seen again.  The next year, a day before his 17th birthday, the son was asked by his father what he would like for his birthday.  `Father,' said the son to this, `I have everything a boy could wish for, but one thing would make my happiness complete. I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls.'  The father was beyond surprise, but decided to make sure he had not misheard. `A carton of pink ping pong balls?'  `A carton of pink ping pong balls,' the boy confirmed.  `I can't understand your fascination with pink ping pong balls,' said the father, `but if it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you want, it is a carton of pink ping pong balls that you shall have.'  And so, the next day, the boy was given as his birthday present a carton of pink ping pong balls.  The boy was delighted and took the carton to his room. The next day, miraculously (as if by magic, even) the pink ping pong balls had all disappeared.  `Dear son,' said the father, `I must ask now, what do you do with all those pink ping pong balls?'  The son, however, was reluctant to tell him. `Please humour me, dear father.'  The carton of pink ping pong balls, however, was never seen again.  The next year, it was clear that the son would get a car, but the father felt that, perhaps, his son also had some other wish apart from the obvious. So, one day before the son's 18th birthday, the father asked him whether he had a special wish for his birthday.  `Dearest father,' the son started, `I have everything a young man could possibly want, but there is one craving in me. I would, more than anything, want a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls.'  One of these years, his father thought, I should get to the bottom of this. However, he decided to humour his son's wish. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory.  The next day, the son was given the address of a warehouse where all his new pink ping pong balls were stored. The son was delighted and decided to spend the next night in the warehouse rather than at home.  The following morning, the son stepped out of the warehouse, but it seemed to be empty otherwise. The father had a closer look and indeed, apart from empty cardboard boxes, nothing was left inside the warehouse. No pink ping pong balls were left.  The following year, one day before the son's 19th birthday, the father braced himself for another warehouse of pink ping pong balls. He asked his son what his deepest desire was and he had not been entirely wrong.  `Father, you have made me very happy these last years and this year I ask of you a shipload of pink ping pong balls if at all possible.'  It was possible, if only because the father had by now bought each and every factory of pink ping pong balls in the country.  The next day, the father took his son to the harbour and showed him a huge tanker and told his son that there were millions, billions, trillions of pink ping pong balls in there.  `Father,' the son said, `You've made me very happy yet again.'  That night, the son spent on board the tanker.  The next morning, not a single of the pink ping pong balls could be found, but the son was happy.  A few days before his 20th birthday, however, the son had a terrible road accident and was taken to the hospital.  His father visited the young man in hospital. `My dear son! Can I bring you anything to make you feel better?'  Weakly, the son sat up in bed. `Father, dearest father, grant me this wish; just one tenpack of pink ping pong balls.'  The father held his son's hand tightly. `Whatever you wish my son, but I have to give you one condition. Even if it may be embarrassing, I must know what you did with all those pink ping pong balls.'  `Very well, father, but please indulge me first. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls.'  The father thought that was fair enough and the next day brought his son the ten asked for pink ping pong balls. The son smiled weakly but seemed too weak to talk.  `Son, I leave these pink ping pong balls with you and shall come back tomorrow to ask of you what you have done with all those pink ping pong balls.'  The son nodded weakly.  The next day, less than surprisingly, no pink ping pong balls could be found in the son's hospital room.  `Now, my dearest son, apple of my eye, treasure of my life, please tell me what you did with all those pink ping pong balls,' the father requested.  The son nodded and the father gripped his hand tighter.  `I-' the son started and sat up a bit, swallowing with a dry mouth.  `I- I-'  Then he died

Bruce Willis [spoiler]was dead the whole time[/spoiler]

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You smell like the bottom of a slave ship.

Kek

Cow.

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