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Edited by Autolycus:
7/15/2015 12:29:47 AM
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Why don't we get rid of right handed people?
So recently there was a suggestion to kill all left handed people if they wouldn't become right handed. That didn't make much sense to me.
As you know, population is still increasing wildly. (Unless you happen to be in Europe.) There are over 7 billion people, and that number is growing at an increasing rate. Killing all left handed people would only reduce that number by 10%, hardly a dent.
Now, several very important people have been [url=http://www.anythinglefthanded.co.uk/being-lh/famous/professions.html#sthash.8hDQoCi7.dpbs]left handed[/url], such as scientists Marie Curie, Albert Einstein, Alan Turing, astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Jim Lovell, several presidents, and more. This is a great kind of population to have around.
So, instead of getting rid of the good left handed folks, we should be getting rid of the right handed oppressors. This would drastically reduce the population and it's effect on the environment. It would increase resource wealth per person, and have several other benefits. So, who's with me?
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