Warning: Will spew controversial bullsh*t in order to rustle your jimmies, such as;
Hitler was right
America deserved 9/11
All police officers are evil
Women are superior to men
Men are superior to women
George W. Bush was a good president
The moon landing was a hoax
Gays are evil
Stalin wasn't so bad
Trayvon Martin was an innocent child
Strawberry ice cream is the superior flavor
CoD>Halo
Warning: Is prone to episodes of laziness, will make you feel stupid, especially about space, has never been in a serious relationship beyond some fling back in high school, and plays WoW, also has a gun under his bed, and several military grade knives in his bedroom alone.
Warning: bitterly sarcastic emotional cripple with many screws loose. May become extremely attached overprotective. If you are of similar age, maintain good grades, have a friendly personality, and are somewhat attractive...Run. Don't bring up prior video game experiences. Prone to constantly yell :get good, praise the sun, tongue thy butthole. Very damaged....
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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