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Edited by Nike:
7/11/2015 7:24:02 PM
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What do you think is more important?
Please answer quick, I need to make a life decision.
Edit: ;)
Edit 2: I need to stop playing this game for a bit lol
Edit 3: whenever my dick is near a blender I get nervous.
Edit 4:
This post really did rustle some jimmies.
This post was a joke lol, anybody who thought I was serious about it needs to go outside and find something to do.
Cuddle your girlfriend/wife/SO, at least they won't disappoint you like rng, hopefully.
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Having a max Gjallarhorn will help you get a girlfriend. Your max Gjallarhorn can cause huge explosions your girlfriend will love. Also if fully upgraded you get tracking rounds so you'll never miss what your aiming at. You can also choose snapshot to aim quicker. There's also quick draw to make it faster to pull out, or speed reload so you can easily fire more. Finally if the original blast misses you have Wolfpack rounds that will also hit the target. So max out that Gjallarhorn, your girlfriend(s) will love it.
