Wtf is wrong with you? [i][b]it's so simple. [/b][/i] Pull her legs [i]behind[/i] her head. Tie her hands together. Place the apple in her mouth. Season with man chowder to liking. Roast for [i][b]13[/b][/i] minutes over an open flame. Rotate slowly for 29 more minutes. [i][b]cut open anus[/b][/i] and remove things. Add corn cob to anus. [b][i]enjoy![/i][/b] [spoiler]you'll find other mom's [/spoiler]