So I was surfing the forums and observing my posts when I suddenly came to the realization that I should be Bungie's community manager. I mean let's check the facts here,
I benefit the community much more than DeeJ. Now let's be honest here, every person that has read any of my posts has gotten a much higher understanding of how Destiny should be fixed. No matter if it's from saving the youth, or making Destiny's beauty more known, I'm always there for the community... which is more to say than DeeJ...
Next, I have never lied to you guys. In all of time dealing with the community, no matter if it was back before Destiny came out, or now; I have never been untruthful. DeeJ always tries to cover up other Bungie's employees which I totally get, bros before hoes as the old saying goes. But it is your job to be honest and help the community, not give unwanted "benefits" like all black shaders and sparrows. Come on DeeJ, I know you can do better.
Finally, DeeJ is so secretive. With all of his weekly updates he puts subtitles like "what's in the box". What box are you talking about here. A virtual box, Destiny's box, the Ghost Edition box? Even your name, "DeeJ". Is it pronounced Like DJ or like Dee-Juh. My name is very simple and easy to read unlike some community managers...
These are all extremely good reasons why DeeJ should step down and have me fill his place as community manager. Thank you all for your support, and together we can change Bungie for the better.
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