>Invite to my house for dinner >Made steaks >Hella juicy >"Accidentally" spill steak juices on guest >Release the hounds >Hounds haven't been fed for close to a week >Oh shit >I spilled steak juices on myself as well >I flee >Guest is on my heels >I jump in the pool >Guest does as well >Oh shit >Remember about my friggin sharks with friggin laser beams on their friggin heads >Get out of the pool asap >Too late for the guest >Admire the pool of blood >Oh shit >Forgot about the hounds >Try running >Too late >Palms sweaty >Knees weak >Arms heavy >Moms spaghetti