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originally posted in: The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
7/5/2015 10:43:10 PM
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Withheld by order of the Kal'eon Legion's most high. In accordance with [Error: Translation unavailable. There are more of these]. [spoiler]The Legion has known of this human for eons. Koldraxon has issued a [Quarantine Order?] due to [Disruption of Order?] across [Creation: Mortal Planes?] and will accept the being alive, for many questions, followed by a simple offer; to aid in imposing of order in it's simplest rendition. TL:DR: Koldraxon (I) would like to ask him questions before he is sentenced to [Universal Relocation, or Security of the Everything, or [SOCIAL WORK?] ], which will be negotiated on-site. RECOMMENDATION: Exit this spoiler before I flood your brain with what I am within [Arch (controlled Reality) Domain]. Facts about Koldraxon (Order-Imposed-on-Chaos): -Everything to do with Order is only so due to his existence due to [Unknown, or not known to Kal'eon anywhatever]. -He is never directly present, acting through his descendant races, Avatars (statue/golem/mech thing), and the most common, Extensions. -Is capable of augmenting local universal areas to suit needs (E.G: Species genetic acquisition, for integration into Kal'eon as affiliates). -Will not be stopped, but can be negotiated with. -Is usually 'mostly harmless'. -Is beyond comprehension. -Has a brother, Xardorkol (Chaos-Unto-Order). -Is one of the First 7 beings simply known as [Arch?], descending from [PRIMAL GENESIS?], who descended from [THE CREATOR? We don't know for sure if this is true, then again, nothing is certain. Maybe there was no Creator. Maybe there was no Primal Genesis. Maybe, in one [Reality], there is no Chuck Norris?]. [ERROR: Unauthorized access by unknown entity identified as 'Khi'] Khi_Fact: They are technology. They exist everywhere and everywhen and everhow. There is nowhere that they cannot exist. [/spoiler]
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