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Edited by Tyrant_Dom:
8/19/2015 7:54:39 PM
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What is the best insult you've heard?
In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire -- Encino Man
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You're the reason they have to put directions on cleaning supplies
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1 ReplyYou absolute bagel! Needless to say he cried.
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Well, I'm sorry that your birth certificate is a apology letter from the condom factory.
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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1 ReplyGirl: Muah Me: did you blow him a kiss over the mic after he said you suck Girl: I did because he's my bitch now *party OHHHHHHH*
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2 RepliesWhy, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder
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Your face looks funny Your shit is runny You suck more dick than a playboy bunny
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2 RepliesI was called a soggy lampshade once [spoiler]now I use that insult every chance I get[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by Hayze024: 8/19/2015 1:21:21 AM"If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mums teeth" - Jimmy Carr
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3 RepliesIn high school, there was this piece of crap who never stopped talking that played clarinet. My band teacher was one of my favorites. He was old but played video games and was super nice, but, like me, hated this clarinet kid. Well one day the kid was particularly talkative, and the teacher lost it. He picked up a desk, hurled it into the back of the room where no one was, and said [b]"JOEY, SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SPIT DOWN YOUR THROAT".[/b] Best thing I've ever heard in my life.
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1 ReplyYou...have...no...brain...
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1 Reply"You have the attention span of a -blam!-ing grapefruit"
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I've heard a guy say "what the Foe" lol, I'm not sure if that's how you'd spell it but I spelt it how it sounds
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1 ReplyThis post is pathetic
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1 Replysaw someone call another person an Invalid sausage wallet.
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1 ReplyRoses are red Your engram is purple Your reward is blue Glad im not you -the cryptarch
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<Dog barking in the background> "Tell your missus to shut up!"
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After a pretty close game in Trials I got this message. "Hey man I left a BJ at your house mind if I come by and get it"? It was pretty funny so I added the guy. I can take a joke and he wasn't being a real a hole.
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1 ReplyEdited by japioK: 8/18/2015 8:00:33 PMSqueker. I just ignor those poeple. But its stupid poeple dont respect poeple who are a littlebit late in their growing. I am 14 and just am not that fast with growing. Today i got a guy who had that sissle in his voice like that youtuber boogie and calling everybody out.. Just cant stand that i know its a fat guy not giving a damn about other poeple sitting in his chair only playing video games. I am not saying all of them are like that cause luckely 90% of destiny communtiy are nice poeple. Mostly of the time poeple are calling squekers out cause they talk to much and are bad in the game (i can understand poeple calling them out) but thats not my case. poeple hearing me say 1 word and start yelling at you........ I wish i could go to their house and just when they open the door say: good by mother-blam!-er. And give them reality. My story 😀 bye.
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I've heard fücktard asscock and piece of dick
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420 replies????
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3 RepliesThat's just, like, your opinion man.
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You should clone yourself So you can go f[b]u[/b]ck yourself
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You make my middle finger hard.
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Guy: how are you do fat at 26? Fat guy: oh your wife gives me a biscuit everytime i f*ck her #rekt I actually cried
