Front:
[quote]You're invited(with a bunch of balloons and shit.[/quote]
Back:
[quote]Where: Heaven
When: Upon death
Why: God loves you
Rsvp by confessing your sin to God and trusting in the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ as the full payment for those sins. Since you have lied, disobeyed your parents, and stolen, God already knows that you are guilty. Just like murdering only one person make you a murderer, telling only one lie makes you a liar. Breaking the law down here is enough to require payment for the crime, but breaking God's law is even worse, and is worthy of the spiritual death penalty, Hell. Though you deserve to pay for what you have done, God wants to forgive you. He sent Jesus to die in your place, as your substitute so that He could find you innocent and forgive you. God created you and will hold you accountable, but you can choose to recieve his forgiveness. Turn down from your sin and recieve Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour.
Please don't go to hell; it's so unnecessary.[/quote]
Wtf am I supposed to do with this?
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I was at the drive through at culvers and some guy came up to the car window and gave me a comic book thing called [i]the godly affair[/i] or some crap and its about the bible and the roman gods or something. He was like [i]this st patricks day is going to be the last holiday you'll ever celebrate because the world us going to end [/i][spoiler]that was 2 st. Patricks days ago. I wonder what that guy is doing now...[/spoiler]