I'm gonna bleed you to death by lacerating the webbed areas between your fingers and ripping of your toenails with a rusty spork. While you are bleeding out, I will stick a brittle glass tube down your flaccid penis and force feed you a gallon in of water. As the urine travels up and out, it will bring the broken glass shards with it, shredding up your genitals. And that's only the warm-up.