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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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  • Strangle with the worlds largest funny worm

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  • Edited by jjab2034: 7/28/2015 7:57:30 PM
    Summon the power of Lenny to Futt Buck him.

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  • I futt bucked Greg so hard he exploded

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  • We go to a bar and (person below me) gets completely wasted, then we start to play darts. (Person below me) is so drunk that he suggests that you throw the darts at him, stating that he won't feel anything. I throw darts at him and try pimple (person below me) in the back repeatedly. He tells me to keep going to I pull out a (poisoned) dart and throw it at him. The end [i]11/10, too much creative[/i] - IGN

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  • Have an anvil fall successively up their body while they are laying down, every 2 minutes. If they dont lie down, they will be shot , and be pinned to the ground with tacks as the above method of death is applied

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  • I will hang him then burn him and put a piece of notebook paper on his chest then say creativity wuz hre

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  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • I wait till he's right about to die from old age then I shoot him in the head :)

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  • Dress him in a furry costume and have a slot so his dick hangs out, make him look like he was jerkin it then make him OD on heroin.

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  • I here by sentence you. Death by Desticles.

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  • 1: get one gaming console 2: give controller to victim 3: tape victims hand to controller 4: enter destiny disc 5: ??? 6: profit

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  • I'd make him watch a super minecraft kid and sammy classic sonic fan marathon

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    • I would run him over with a car made completely of Cheetos

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    • I'd put him in a room with a bunch of feminazis while saying, "hey look a guy who doesn't believe that women should have rights!" I say he'd be dead in less than a minute.

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      • Edited by Heart of Sand: 7/28/2015 6:51:37 AM
        Chain them to a fence Automatic ball pitcher You get the idea? Or Seal them in a container (shoulders and below) Insert maggots into said container Ya? Or Force a wet towel down their throat, and after a period of time the stomach will begin to digest it. During this time you can forcefully remove the towel and the stomach's interior will come up with it, the victim will day in a few days after.

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      • Sharingen Eye

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      • Magic. Dark magic

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      • Sniper killer so I sit by sniper with shotgun and assault rifle to kill him

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      • Edited by Asxuma: 7/26/2015 10:03:14 AM
        Since your a desert damn. Knowing that there's no water. I'll just 1 pray for rain or 2 go to the pyramid of Egypt and steal an artifact . I'm to classy or maybe dig my way from ocean to desert. Other than that can't kill a desert unless your playing minecraft [spoiler]second thought[/spoiler] [spoiler]opens minecraft and mines the desert[/spoiler]

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      • Edited by DesertX963: 7/25/2015 7:10:00 AM
        [b][u]The First Lesson: Understanding Pain[/u][/b] I get a pen and stab you multiple times in the arm with it. I roll a magazine up and smack the crap out of you with it. I pick up a book break your toe with it and smash your trachea with it. [b][u]The Second Lesson: Sadness[/u][/b] Abandoning you at home during Christmas Abandoning you in New York during Christmas Leaving you at home three more times while I go to work and you're stuck to fend for your self. [b][u]The Third Lesson: Acceptance[/u][/b] Jamming your arm into a gear, and burning half your face off. You will then succumb and realize you are worthless- you will hang onto a small chain and I will slowly lower you into a pool of molten metal. After realizing your faults, you will hold up a thumbs up, while I slowly mouth the Spanish phrase "Hasta La Vista Baby".

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      • Cut of his penis shove it down his throat than I would proceed to use my penis as a hammer and hammer his dick further down his throat than I would grab his hand and shove it up his butt hole and pull his dick out through his ass.

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      • I would shove a spiked dildo down their throat while I slowly poured salt on their eyes [spoiler]Is that to dark?[/spoiler]

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      • Puts a crawler from halo under couch

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      • Edited by PlannedBeatle78: 7/25/2015 4:12:55 AM
        Stabs your anus

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      • Velo: First, I gag you. Make sure no one hears you scream. Then, I cut you open with a rusty, dull knife, and remove any vital organs (you will not be under any kind of pain killers). Next, I will break all of your fingers, and your legs. Finally, I will leave for a day. You will have no food, water, or human interaction. Upon returning, I take a fruit peeler (or whatever those things are called), and remove your skin. I throw salt on your skinless body. Finally, I put you out of your misery by poisoning you with a very slow-acting poison. Also, I might gouge your eyes out with a melon baller.

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      • The person below me is [b]f[/b]ucking insane. Imma call batman on your ass...

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