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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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    • [b]Hertylip[/b], I will buy you season tickets to the Tennessee Titans and force you to watch every game.

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      • Edited by Bomb Syria: 8/14/2015 12:04:21 AM
        Molag bal (was the one I saw at the top) I'll turn into dovahkiin and on my quest to slay alduin I'll be tasked to clear a house in markarth then you'll almost kill me but I will survive. Later with my glass and ebony blades (day and night respectively) I will lure you out with a sacrifice and then from atop of a dragon I'll fire a freeze spell, fixing you in place. Then from the heavens I shall leap grasping a dagger in each hand and I shall force each dagger into the flesh above your collarbones until you bleed out.

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        • i send you into one of the minecraft auicide booths that suffocated you in a block...

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        • BostonBakedDeath Drink Bleach

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        • Repeated ID I force you to swallow unpopped popcorn Then I send you to climb down a volcano

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          • I'll turn off your internet

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            • [b]daLLAMA[/b] Tie you to a chair and make you watch My Little Pony for 2 weeks straight. Also deprive you of food and water for the duration.

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            • Sheogorath.... [spoiler]I will shoot you in the foot than while ur down ill pour gasoline on you than drop a match on you and watch you burn[/spoiler]

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            • Edited by Sheogorath : 8/13/2015 9:38:13 PM
              Molag Bal and Sheogorath will have a glorious battle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May the best prince win

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            • This

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            • Sit him in a chair with green eggs and ham. He has to eat it while I read green eggs and ham, whilst I pour gas on him. While I read it allowed when he stops I flick a match at him and start over, but I yell green eggs and ham.... HE MUST EAT THE GREEN EGGS AND HAMMMMM!!

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            • Have a buddy hold a sword out the window of the empire state building then throw you off the roof and have him catch you in the balls with it, so it goes through both balls and out the ass, then have you fall in a pool of boiling piss and semen deep enough that you'd drown even if it were water

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            • *chains them on wall* *puts 50 snakes in the room* *leaves*

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            • *shoves shotgun up arse and pulls trigger*

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            • -pulls out arm bones, files them to a point and sticks them through your eyes-

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            • Blasts out groin Pours salt and lemon juice on wound Puts grenade in hole and pull pin

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            • Saw off legs Shove in pencils Melt in acid Win!

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            • Tie left arm around back and to left left leg make sure they cant escape slide in 2x4 until their arm and back breaks the use mortar to glue wood together cause of its weight attach to diving bell. If they arent dead they will be when they run out of air

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              • [spoiler]attach their eyelid to a hook and attach that to a truck, then watch as they get peeled like a potato while the truck drives[/spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Creative enough?[/spoiler]

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              • I will kill him by sending him 🌚🌚🌚 [spoiler]thats the molester moon emoji[/spoiler]

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              • I will give him a big potato with a stick of dynamite hiding in it

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              • I will make make you a bubble bath! Then I will electrocute the bubble bath!

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              • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my Lenny is a trained assassin

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              • I will put tou into a lubricated endless funnel so you reach terminsl velocity and your bones turn to liqued and your skin is ripped from your body.

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              • Spray u in female bear hormones when u aren't paying attention and invite on a hiking trip to yellow stone and stay behind to go to the "bathroom"

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