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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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2 RepliesEdited by Qhrono: 8/16/2015 3:41:00 AMCupcakes Edit: bump if you get this reference
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Run over with warthog then tea bag
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Shove screwdrivers up his nostrils, gag him with a pair of pants, tie him to a car tire, and throw him a pool with my aggressive GF (who is armed with a knife).
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I'll brand this poor fellow a 7 on each spot in his body and go GoT style and pour molten gold over him.
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1 Reply[i]"accidentally" push little billy (aka whomever is below me) off the cliff.[/i]
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1 ReplyBeat them with a Wii Remote that is attached to a machete. If they don't die in five swings, I get the Air Compressor. If that doesn't work, I'll make them drink molten glass. If that doesn't work: I'll pull out the big guns. I'll simply beat them with a shovel that is attached to a fork lift. (I'm a bit morbid).
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teleport him into a room full of moms while hes cursing.
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╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ \ . .\ \ \ / ╰U╯\ This is all u need
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Send them to #Destiny for a month. A slow painful death is certain
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Take a pressurized tornado cannon(they exist but I don't know their real name, they are used to demonstrate what different wind speeds are like and they shoot stuff into solid wood and stuff to simulate tornados) and stuff a ton of chopsticks in it and shoot the person below starting with the legs then the arms. Next step, while they are limbless take leeches and put them all over what's left of their limbs. While they are sucking his blood put a brown recluse on his stomach and keep aggravating it until it bite enough times. Final step, grab a chair and watch the horror you have created
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Done.... I killed a worm with an I pad..... YOU MONSTER
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Here the gif explains.
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1 ReplyFollow you to the ends of the earth and beat you with a spoon until you die.
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I'm nice. I sucker punch you in the face "knockout game" style breaking your tooth. You have to see a dentist, and they knock you out with some gas. I shoot everyone in the dentists office with tranq darts. Then I mess with the gas turning off the oxygen and I have you breathing pure nitrous oxide. You smile as you suffocate and have a happy dream as you die.
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Puebla the to a pulp then drink them No evidence left behind
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Choke you with my balls
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I would tap them on the shoulder so they turn around. Then I would grab their mouth and yell "Praise the Sun Bish!" While stuffing a flash bang down their throat. If they aren't dead go Scorpion style and rip their head off with a chain. Then of course light the body aflame in a river of gas leading off a waterfall down into a power plant. Luckily I planted 25 pounds of C4 under the plant. Detonate the plant while riding off into the sunset with Tom Cruise from Top Gun. We would make a fly by then we would blast everyone's eardrums with Danger Zone! Murder is creative!
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1 ReplyStuff my hand through yours ears until I crush your brain
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DeathTurtle, throw cotton balls at you until you die.
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Set you on your back.
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Attach you to a rocket and fly you into the sun
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I break off the glass of a blender turn it on and stick it into your neck
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I stick your head in a fan
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I stick your head in a fan
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1 Reply[b]malex[/b] Cover Baseball bat in barbed wire, razor blades, poison, honey badgers and dynamite. Fling said bat at a flock of geese. They are startled and one drops an egg. This egg lands perfectly on a mouse trap that, when set off, ignites a match. This match sets off a fuse that goes of for over 1,000 miles and over a mountain. The Baseball bat from earlier lands somewhere in Arkansas. The fuse sets off a bomb in a lake splashing water everywhere. The water startles the honey badger glued to the bat and activates its aggro. The heat and anger from the badger ignites the dynamite on the bat and sends badger, razors, barbed wire and debris everywhere. This startles a perfectly lined up row of mice. The chain reaction of scared mice goes all the way up to Bruce/Caitlyn Jenners house. It startles him/her and makes him/her unclench their butthole. This releases a specially trained Gerbil to hunt you down. Once it finds you it crawls into your anus and enters in the code to detonate the nuke inside you that I hid in your oatmeal that morning.
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1 ReplyDeath by snu snu
