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Edited by matrix100_x: 7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.

You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively. Ready....GO!

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  • Thunderpants, oh the thing I could do, I believe it would only be fitting if I let u experience true thunder in your pants. I will put up waste deep in a tank of water on the top of the Dubai tower when it thunder storms. Oh yeah, there will be a lightning rod in the tank of water with you. The tank is made out of pure gold since u r in Dubai and everything is gold there and since gold is high conductive

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  • I'll drown you in soap gel

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  • You will be tied up in a chair bolted to the ground until you starve to death while Justin Bieber music is playing and an entire feast sits a few feet in front of you.

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    • Edited by Setharoonytoony: 8/20/2015 2:18:26 AM
      I will tie you to a chair and make you watch videos of the most cringeful paper cuts till you die.

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      • Turn invisible, steal the frog, put poison in its balls and itll jizz poison into him.

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      • I'll take you on a fine date Romance you Make love to you for hours Then I'll when you're out cold, ill inject ketamine into you (enough to stay asleep) I'll take you out to the woods and find a cave I'll block the cave with a steel beam and give you a lighter and jet fuel as tools to escape You'll die of starvation cuz jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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        • Ummmmmmmm HIT HIM WITH A PEN

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        • Uhh..... SHOOT HIM WIF A BLOW DART

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        • I will put you on a shark that has millions of bombs and missiles and drop you inside of a volcano and WATCH YOU BURN!!!

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        • Dorit 2 stronk i ded X_X

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        • I will draw and quarter you, but instead of your average boring horses I will use six-legged Brysilian hunt beasts.

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        • Semen in your drink I have AIDS

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          • Hi, I am a 405U-0M1 idle bot, but you can call me AO! *continues Claptrap talk for half an hour....*

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          • Edited by MFJF7: 8/18/2015 9:15:17 AM
            Have someone run at them with a knife but I'm behind them and then I throw a watermelon at there head and it instakills them.

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          • Paper cut to death.

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          • I'll stare and stare then the whale will end you all

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          • Killed by the boringniss of Deej

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          • Ill bore you to death with this thread

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          • Drop a bathtub in their bathtub so when they bathe they bathe in two tubs. Then they die

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          • Dress it up as a pony and hand it to Engra

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          • Throw them in a target isle filled with murderous barbies and transformers. How's that gender differentiation removal working for you now?

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          • I will kill you with a spoon

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            • I'll skin you alive and hang you from a tree. Whoever gets the reference gets a cookie.

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            • Testicular or ovarian explosion by arousal

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              • Edited by Qhrono: 8/16/2015 3:41:00 AM
                Cupcakes Edit: bump if you get this reference

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