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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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I'll rip ur penis off and remove your spine and shove ur penis up ur butt
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1 ReplyI stole his data.
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Narwhalnate I take the penis and slap you with it, then tie you up and cut your penis off so you bleed to death ;-;
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1 ReplyI break his dick off then use it to gouge out his eyes then proceed to use his dick to skull-blam!- his brain until he dies
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Carits. I will slowly but surely remove your spine using a pencil. Happy killings.
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GlidedSpartan I'm gonna rip out 1 rib from your back each hour. While forcing you to watch the Star Wars Christmas Special on repeat. Good luck bb
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Fill xFresh Potatox's bloodstream with hydrogen peroxide, causing his blood to dissolve inside of his body.
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1 ReplyMake a room fill continuously with the smell of armpit sweat untill b1g's nose exploded
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Build a massive model dark trooper and put him in the helmet with a bunch of spam and let him chose to live or die P.S. He will die
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Make him do impossible things until the salt overwhelms him
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Make them eat boneless watermelon until they explode
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I call a narwhal out of the ocean and have his name legally changed to Nate simultaneously (if that's not his real name already) and the narwhal stabs him with the horn then flies away, leaving him to bleed out
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Butt f[b]u[/b]ckem to death
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How about inserting a ton of push pins into their skin into they bleed out?
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Break legs and arms. Take the broken bones and tear of ligaments, which allows me to tear them through the skin. Stake in hips and shoulders with the broken bones and leave subject to die hammered into the ground by their own appendages.
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Atomic creator more like poop creator
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Edited by The Lonely Road: 9/5/2015 12:08:30 AMTake a stop sign, wrap around head and beat with a hammer repeatedly [spoiler]get it? Stop, Hammer Time![/spoiler]
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Sniped him with a cum shot
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snap neck with own dick
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>grab a cage of squirrels >make u eat 1,275 servings of watermelon >your stomach explodes. >unleash squirrels to devour your insides
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3 RepliesYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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Death by chicken coupe up butt hole stuffed with my little pony plushies
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I find what he/she is allergic to. I then stuff their pillows with what they are allergic too.
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Your driving a four wheeler and a chipmunk high jacks it and crashes it into a house of TNT and you die and the Chipmunk runs away not looking at the explosions.
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I don't wanna kill the guy below me. He posted Shia labeouf cannibal shit. He lives.
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>tear off skin >place you in bee sanctuary >pour honey all over you >bees swarm you and eat your flesh >after that, get burnt alive
