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7/2/2015 5:58:21 AM
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Filthy laughing coffin asshole, sinon lets get this bitch
*pulls out light saber, sinon pulls out hectate II*
*you and sinon proceed to destroy each other's snipers while I charge you*
*we engage in a sword duel*
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*after several minutes of fighting, barely misses kirito, knocking him down. About to stab when suddenly bullet holes fill his body. Collapses with Simon holding her machine pistol at him* "-blam-ing surprise attacks" *passes out*
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*proceeds to screw sinon as a reward for saving me*
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Edited by McRaider2525: 7/2/2015 6:07:20 AM*brother walks in* "hey I called dibs on dat as[b]s[/b]" *pushes kirito over, proceeds to screw sinon*
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*brother instead goes nuts and tries to inject me with a drug, I proceed to do the same thing to your brother as I did to sugou"
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*brother passes out* "must I die with my virginity?"
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Oh you will lose it don't worry, in prison
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Ten years later *drops soap in shower* "OH S[b]H[/b]IT" *random gang of black guys -blam!- him*
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This is too much now, I'm going to shove my face into a pillow and laugh my ass off
