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Edited by The Ham:
6/29/2015 3:58:37 PM
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]none. They arrest the bulb for bringing broke and beat the room for being black[/spoiler]
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]depends how hard you throw them[/spoiler]
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]definitely not four, cause my basement is still dark. [/spoiler]
How do you sadden a plumber?[spoiler]slaughter his family[/spoiler]
Why did the boys icedream melt[spoiler]he was on fire[/spoiler]
Why did Sally drop her drink? [spoiler]she was hit by a car[/spoiler]
What is soft, pink, and flies?[spoiler]a baby launched from a catapult[/spoiler]
And a pickup line :)
[spoiler]you're just like my pinkie toe. Small, cute, pink, and are probably getting banged on my coffee table tonight[/spoiler]
I got more, but I'm on a phone so I cant type them all.
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Oh my god u savage
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Edited by flamensemen: 10/22/2015 2:38:44 AM[quote]And a pickup line :) [spoiler]you're just like my pinkie toe. Small, cute, pink, and are probably getting banged on my coffee table tonight[/spoiler][/quote] Smooth
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Edited by Chief Oddest: 10/18/2015 8:50:45 AMHow many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]none. They arrest the bulb for bringing broke and beat the room for being black[/spoiler] How many dead puppys does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]depends how hard you throw them[/spoiler] How many dead puppys does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]definitely not four, cause my basement is still dark. [/spoiler] How do you sadden a plumber?[spoiler]slaughter his family[/spoiler] Why did the boys icedream melt[spoiler]he was on fire[/spoiler] Why did Sally drop her drink? [spoiler]she was hit by a car[/spoiler] What is soft, pink, and flies?[spoiler]a puppy launched from a catapult[/spoiler] And a pickup line :) [spoiler]you're just like my pinkie toe. Small, cute, pink, and are probably getting banged on my coffee table tonight[/spoiler] I changed it to puppys
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[quote]How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]none. They arrest the bulb for bringing broke and beat the room for being black[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]depends how hard you throw them[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]definitely not four, cause my basement is still dark. [/spoiler] How do you sadden a plumber?[spoiler]slaughter his family[/spoiler] Why did the boys icedream melt[spoiler]he was on fire[/spoiler] Why did Sally drop her drink? [spoiler]she was hit by a car[/spoiler] What is soft, pink, and flies?[spoiler]a baby launched from a catapult[/spoiler] And a pickup line :) [spoiler]you're just like my pinkie toe. Small, cute, pink, and are probably getting banged on my coffee table tonight[/spoiler] I got more, but I'm on a phone so I cant type them all.[/quote]
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Love these
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[quote]How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]none. They arrest the bulb for bringing broke and beat the room for being black[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]depends how hard you throw them[/spoiler] How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?[spoiler]definitely not four, cause my basement is still dark. [/spoiler] How do you sadden a plumber?[spoiler]slaughter his family[/spoiler] Why did the boys icedream melt[spoiler]he was on fire[/spoiler] Why did Sally drop her drink? [spoiler]she was hit by a car[/spoiler] What is soft, pink, and flies?[spoiler]a baby launched from a catapult[/spoiler] And a pickup line :) [spoiler]you're just like my pinkie toe. Small, cute, pink, and are probably getting banged on my coffee table tonight[/spoiler] I got more, but I'm on a phone so I cant type them all.[/quote] These are good
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What's the hardest part about walking through a valley of dead babies? [spoiler]My dick ;)[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Ham: 7/8/2015 4:26:01 AM0_0 [spoiler]2hawt4me[/spoiler]
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Edited by shdhissjdnssodjn: 7/8/2015 12:56:09 AMGood jokes
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All of them made me laugh.
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How do you make a dead baby float? [spoiler]one can of root beer and two scoops of dead baby[/spoiler]
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Messed up
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The ice cream one got me
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You...I like you.
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Dead baby jokes suck imo, trying way too hard for "shock factor". The first one was good
