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Destiny

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6/26/2015 7:25:04 AM
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Coming soon to a theater near you

Year 2016 I walked to 7-11 wearing basketball shorts a t-shirt and Nike slippers. It was summer but not a day that people would call summer. It was raining at 70 degrees. I lived in New York in apartment 777. I entered the store and the fresh smell of Arabian hotdogs hit me at the door. I walked over to the xbox codes rack as the storekeeper told me no stealing. I see that the DLC cost $100 for 1 raid 2 new crucible maps and 1 new exotic and 5 new story missions. I was disappointed and was about to leave out of the store when I heard a voice. It couldn't be it was Deej. In my head Deej told me that the DLC would be amazing. I remembered that a the other DLCs were overpriced and bad but hearing Deejs voice gave me hope. I bought the cards with the money my parents gave me for my birthday and walked outside into the rainy night. I went home and walked into my house. My Mom greeted me at the door and told me that I would have to take a shower. I signed and obeyed. My Deej senses were ting lining again as I showered in red bull. In my head again I heard Deej laugh and say Got em. I immediately knew what he was talking about I ran out from my bath with the smell of red bull stuck to my body and redeemed the codes. I bought the DLC and played. No I whispered. I finished the story in 5 minutes. I heard Deejs laughs again. Noo please no I soloed the raid in a hour with no knowledge. Then the worst happened Deej told me that the new exotic gun did not exists. I had enough and couldn't take it but I was hooked on it. Deejs last words to me were as expected. Destiny is a drug he said. This is from another user.. Just handing it down

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