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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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4 RepliesEdited by Lime: 6/24/2015 8:58:55 PMChuck Norris sleeps with a Pillow under his Gun. Chuck Norris once threw a Grenade and killed 50 people. Then the Grenade exploded. Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding. Chuck Norris built the Hospital in which he was born. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are now known as Giraffes. When God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "Say please.". Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Gun and won. Chuck Norris doesn't breath air. He holds air hostage. Chuck Norris doesn't turn a shower on. He stares at it until it begins to cry.
