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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Little Johnny and Susy are taking a bath together (they're young and not weirded out). They both look at each other, point to their nether regions, and ask, "What is that?" Neither knew what to say. Johnny asked his dad and received this answer: "Son, that is your car, and she has a garage. You want to park your car in her garage." Susy asked her mom and received this answer: "Susy, that is your garage, and he has a car. Do not let him park his car in your garage." Susy came home the next day and was covered in blood. Mortified, her mother asked what happened. Susy said, "Well, Johnny tried to park his car in my garage, so I popped his back tire."

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