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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • Edited by PJcxdoesgamez: 6/19/2015 1:50:45 AM
    Hey guys, an honest question, what would you rate a plane crashing into two towers that look exactly the same? I don't know about you, but I'd give it a 9/11. I wonder why they were so unhappy afterward. Probably cause they ordered peperoni and only got plane. Now that I think about it, I don't approve of 9/11 jokes, they're just plane wrong. What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? [spoiler]I would give a shit if my computer crashed.[/spoiler] Who is the best Jewish cook? [spoiler]Adolf Hitler[/spoiler] How much math can a black person do at max? [spoiler]depends on how many years they spend in prison[/spoiler] What did the white cop say to the judge after a black man was found dead next to a police car? [spoiler]worst case of suicide I've ever seen[/spoiler] Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? [spoiler]because everytime she counts to 69 she gets a frog in her throat[/spoiler] How do you embarass a male archeologist? [spoiler]give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from[/spoiler] Plz no ban.

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